FSU’s Unofficial Mascot Is A Porn Star, Which Somehow Isn’t Surprising
In “well, I just kind of assumed that was the case” news, Florida State has a porn star. No, not enrolled as a student–I’m sure there are hundreds of those. No, I mean the FSU fan base over the last season or so has been lifting up a woman named Mia Khalifa to be the “Queen of FSU” and their “unofficial mascot.” She’s not just some chick who gets naked on the internet, either. Ms. Khalifa has done work for Bang Bros. Bang Bros!
I mean, I guess if your quarterback can’t stay out of trouble and your fan base can’t stay out of jorts, you might as well pick someone to represent you solely for her cup size, right? “But we don’t wear jorts, that’s all Florida fans!” Wrong. You live in Florida. You all wear jorts to me.
But I digress. The Seminoles are only three-point favorites against the ‘Canes this weekend, so FSU fans have been doing their best to fuck with Miami fans under the auspices of #MiamiHateWeek. Ms. Khalifa herself got in on the action by almost bamboozling Miami tight end Stan Dobard into saying “ ‘Noles do it better.”
But y’all aren’t here for news, you’re here because you read “porn star” and you have no self-control. Don’t worry, we’re not falling down on the job.
“@TomahawkNation: Today marks 102 weeks since FSU lost a football game. pic.twitter.com/gwjDZRzWgh” 714 days to be exact pic.twitter.com/JkcKlsTPwH
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) November 7, 2014
“@ILikeASSDaily: Oh pic.twitter.com/Nle6tqCU6B” hi! That’s me!
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) November 10, 2014
@Timinole damn right it is. #noleblooded pic.twitter.com/z9skkzLLeJ
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) November 8, 2014
“@DeweyKevin: Curious to what @miakhalifa wears during the games” Northrup jersey and nothing else. pic.twitter.com/1rFx5IqsrX
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) November 9, 2014
“@jhest43:pic.twitter.com/yL76hBDaew” cute, but here’s a REAL pic of MY dog shitting on the UF stadium grounds. pic.twitter.com/IbiPHM9z8n
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) November 12, 2014
She seems like a delightful lady..
Face 5.5/10 body 9/10 would bang
11 years ago at 4:21 pmSounds like she’d fit right in at FSU
11 years ago at 9:20 pmAUDIT CORRECTION: Face 3/10 body 8/10 would bang
11 years ago at 11:36 pmAdjusting Entry..
11 years ago at 8:02 amI don’t know what you’re knocking about her face. I’d say shes an overall 8/10. The tits and ass bump her up from a normal 7.
11 years ago at 9:45 amWould love to see this catch on around the country
11 years ago at 4:23 pmWell ik what I will be watching tonight…
11 years ago at 4:27 pmHer arms looks like it has been rubbed with Rogaine every day for the past 5 years.
11 years ago at 5:09 pmI don’t think Tebow ever lost to FSU…
11 years ago at 5:21 pmI don’t think Tebow ever got laid. By a girl.
11 years ago at 7:05 pmI know her
11 years ago at 6:38 pmIt’s hard to tell, but I believe there’s some sailboat free beef curtains on the computer in the 2nd picture.
11 years ago at 6:40 pm4 years at FSU and i’ve never seen a kid wear jorts. Don’t throw us in with the redneck fucks in Gainesville.
11 years ago at 7:00 pmHey, I stand by my Jorts, they just have to be cut short enough to have a tasteful amount of ball-sack peeking out when you’re sitting down.
11 years ago at 11:55 am“Tallahassee Democrat” is the worst name I have ever heard for a newspaper. I’d refuse to read it based on principal.
11 years ago at 8:20 pmShould have been considerate and linked to an example of her work.
11 years ago at 8:28 pmSearched her on the Hub, can happily report she is #TeamButtStuff
11 years ago at 9:52 pm