I thought fortune cookies were supposed to tell me something I didn't already know.

    1. Frats Dominos

      I’ve actually gotten one of those before. Except it’s been 5 months and nothing has happened.

      14 years ago at 4:50 pm
  1. Danny Devitbro

    At first glance, I thought the last one read, “You will soon be at the center of abortion,” which is also a likely possibility.

    14 years ago at 4:32 pm