Game Of Beer Pong Ends In Stabbing At Lubbock, TX Bar
House rules are no joke, you guys. Only bitches blow, and blowin’ bitches gon’ get stitches.
Via KCBD:
LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) – Two people are in custody following a stabbing outside of a bar in West Lubbock.
Police say two men got upset over a game of beer pong around 12:15 a.m. Thursday at the 50th Street Caboose Bar at 50th Street and Slide Road.
They say the altercation led to a fight in the parking lot, during which one suspect pulled out a knife and stabbed one person.
EMS took the victim to the hospital with moderate injuries.
Police arrested 27-year-old Henry Bermea on an aggravated assault charge and 28-year-old Erica Jimenez at the scene.
Is this an overreaction? It depends. Some people are real assholes about beer pong. Ever play against a couple douche bags who use some asinine rule and adhere to it like it’s sacred law, as if they found an ancient runestone in their basement with the blessed divine rules of beer pong chiseled into it? Fuck those guys.
I once remember dealing with beer pong players like that, where their dumb rule was that you have to pull the cup after a make, but if the other team hits the same cup before you pull it (YOU GOTTA BE ON YOUR GAME, BRAH) then the entire game is over. Yeah, those guys deserve to get stabbed right in their stupid faces. There’s no worse way to lose a game, especially when the little tools start celebrating like they just won a national championship. That deserves a stabbing too. Off the top of my head I can actually think of about a dozen times I’ve wanted to stab someone during or after a game of beer pong. Hell, StuffFratPeopleLike and The Dapper Dipper probably wanted to stab Geoffrey and I after we beat them in beer pong the other day, because like dumbasses they bet $100 dollars on the game, even though I think they have a combined record against us of like 2-17. Idiots. Us Mizzou alums doing a sarcastic Gator chomp in their faces probably made at least one of them wish they had a switchblade.
My point is, there’s like a 40% chance this stabbing was justified. Some beer pong players just have it coming.
[via KCBD]
11 years ago at 5:00 pmGood to see the city of my Alma Mater Keeping it classy as always….
11 years ago at 5:00 pmFuck Tech.
11 years ago at 12:07 amBacon your that guy that says “It’s not gay if it tastes good” while drinking Mikes Hard every weekend you tool.
11 years ago at 5:13 pmBut I didn’t read the article, sounds messed up thou
11 years ago at 5:14 pmThat’s why you stick to the broadway and depot district bars.
11 years ago at 5:34 pmThat’s why students stick to the broadway and depot district bars.
11 years ago at 5:41 pmMostly Broadway though. The Depot is pretty goddamn sketchy except for like Blue Light and Cactus.
11 years ago at 5:49 pmHold on, The Dapper Dipper still works with you guys? Then why the hell has he not posted any new columns? He was one of my favorite writers for this site
11 years ago at 5:49 pmHe would be better known now as Jake the Rowdy Gentleman guy.
11 years ago at 8:24 pmHe defiantly made bitch cup.
11 years ago at 1:27 amI feel house rules resemble a Baseketball system.
11 years ago at 6:53 amBacon, the thing you described is called death cup… and it’s real. If both people make the same cup the game is over. Is this really not a thing at Mizzou?
11 years ago at 2:36 pm