“Both dived and dove are standard as the past tense of dive. Dived, historically the older form, is somewhat more common in edited writing, but dove occurs there so frequently that it also must be considered standard: ‘The rescuer dove into 20 feet of icy water.’ Dove is an Americanism that probably developed by analogy with alternations like drive, drove and ride, rode.” (dictionary.com)
Therefore, we all win as we are all correct in the proper use of ‘dived’ versus ‘dove.’ However, I will not apologize for using “an Americanism” in my written language.
Since when do all you God Damn Fratunity men give such a flying fuck about spelling/grammer/sentence structure, yall have either 1.been going to class to much, NF 2. won a spelling bee NF 3.write your own papers NF or 4. (the most important) actually give a fuck about anything that doesnt envole puss, booze, money, or power …..let the 99% worry about that shit, we have more important things to do like beating the puss up, enjoying a good whisky, fucking shit up, causing mayham, dumping 10 lb bags of flour on fat fucks that look like Mike Leach, ect………George Bush (H &W) butcher the fucking english langague & look where that got them…..the fucking presidency, so shut the fuck up about spelling & grammer or go correct your buddies on the World of Warcraft website.
Go back to the slums. There are some things in life that ignorant dumbasses like yourself will never understand. Being educated, literate, and intelligent are a select few. Have fun getting a job.
I’m glad your so attentive to the spelling…maybe one day you can come be my secretary’s, secretary…..or if your really lucky you might get to be the editor of a dying newspaper.
“yall been going to class to much, NF” What a dumbass. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like when you get to college, it’s no longer ‘cool’ to be dumb. You have to be taking some pussy classes if you are going to entrust your grades with a pledge. I sure as fuck wouldn’t trust any worthless piece of shit pledge with my course load. Seriously, how do you expect to survive after college if you don’t “actually give a fuck about anything that doesnt ENVOLE puss, booze, money, or power ?” Whatever, I guess it’s your future to fuck up, dumbass.
Look here homos……your commenting on a picture of someone who has had a 10 pound bag of flour poured on them at 4 am after a long night of boozing….this isnt the Nobel Prize for Literature blog….I’m sure listing, “correcting peoples spelling & grammar on totalfratmove.com” on your resumes will really fucking wow an CEO.
Wow…nice one RobertLee…you really got him good there…why dont you just stick to losing the Civil War instead of posting non-funny, non-witty, & non-fratty comments, I award you no points, & may God have mercy on your soul.
It’s ironic that you used one of the most unoriginal and overused comments on this site. “go back to losing the civil war”?? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize what website your on? Quit embarrassing yourself.
He has aged surprisingly well.
14 years ago at 3:59 pmMike Leach?
14 years ago at 3:59 pmHAHA My thoughts exactly
14 years ago at 9:27 pmWho put John Madden in the time machine again?
14 years ago at 4:06 pm^Fucking this
14 years ago at 4:16 pm^I am what the geeds call, “LOL”ing right now.
14 years ago at 4:29 pmHe sure didn’t miss a meal.
14 years ago at 4:18 pm^
14 years ago at 8:59 pmha, cool picture ruined by what we call…”that guy” ^^^
14 years ago at 11:00 amHe was so excited about the pallet of powdered donuts that he dove in, didn’t he.
14 years ago at 4:31 pmI’m sorry, what? First off, I don’t understand your grammar. Second off, your attempt at humor failed miserably.
14 years ago at 5:02 pm^The only thing he’s missing is a question mark. It was also a pretty funny comment and you’re just fucking stupid.
14 years ago at 7:50 pmI’m Ron Burgundy.
14 years ago at 8:59 pmI’m Ron Burgundy?
14 years ago at 9:00 pmActually..
14 years ago at 9:04 pmHi, my names Bob.
14 years ago at 10:02 pm^Bob has bitch tits.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmYou have a chode.
14 years ago at 10:29 pmActually “dove” is correct past tense for “dive”. That would be “dived”. Hate to be that douchebag, but I had to.
14 years ago at 11:01 pmHis grammar was correct, you must be from kentucky…
14 years ago at 12:30 am^Nice hair hippie
14 years ago at 12:36 amKing is correct, it is “dived”.
14 years ago at 9:57 am“Both dived and dove are standard as the past tense of dive. Dived, historically the older form, is somewhat more common in edited writing, but dove occurs there so frequently that it also must be considered standard: ‘The rescuer dove into 20 feet of icy water.’ Dove is an Americanism that probably developed by analogy with alternations like drive, drove and ride, rode.” (dictionary.com)
Therefore, we all win as we are all correct in the proper use of ‘dived’ versus ‘dove.’ However, I will not apologize for using “an Americanism” in my written language.
14 years ago at 1:44 pmSince when do all you God Damn Fratunity men give such a flying fuck about spelling/grammer/sentence structure, yall have either 1.been going to class to much, NF 2. won a spelling bee NF 3.write your own papers NF or 4. (the most important) actually give a fuck about anything that doesnt envole puss, booze, money, or power …..let the 99% worry about that shit, we have more important things to do like beating the puss up, enjoying a good whisky, fucking shit up, causing mayham, dumping 10 lb bags of flour on fat fucks that look like Mike Leach, ect………George Bush (H &W) butcher the fucking english langague & look where that got them…..the fucking presidency, so shut the fuck up about spelling & grammer or go correct your buddies on the World of Warcraft website.
14 years ago at 2:07 pm& you got me so worked up, look what you made me do….miss spell the “F” word….but you know what…I dont give a fuck!
14 years ago at 2:12 pmGo back to the slums. There are some things in life that ignorant dumbasses like yourself will never understand. Being educated, literate, and intelligent are a select few. Have fun getting a job.
14 years ago at 4:45 pmWhen your already the 1% you dont worry about jobs
14 years ago at 6:22 pmStopped reading as soon as I saw “Fratunity.” You’re a disgrace to us all, Beat the Puss Up.
14 years ago at 7:06 pmI’m glad your so attentive to the spelling…maybe one day you can come be my secretary’s, secretary…..or if your really lucky you might get to be the editor of a dying newspaper.
14 years ago at 7:33 pmSwing and a miss, bitch. “Editor of a dying newspaper”… Who the fuck thinks of that?
14 years ago at 11:23 pmWho’s this new guy and why are we giving him an audience. Fuck off pledge Beat the Puss Up
14 years ago at 12:13 am“yall been going to class to much, NF” What a dumbass. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like when you get to college, it’s no longer ‘cool’ to be dumb. You have to be taking some pussy classes if you are going to entrust your grades with a pledge. I sure as fuck wouldn’t trust any worthless piece of shit pledge with my course load. Seriously, how do you expect to survive after college if you don’t “actually give a fuck about anything that doesnt ENVOLE puss, booze, money, or power ?” Whatever, I guess it’s your future to fuck up, dumbass.
14 years ago at 7:37 pmLook here homos……your commenting on a picture of someone who has had a 10 pound bag of flour poured on them at 4 am after a long night of boozing….this isnt the Nobel Prize for Literature blog….I’m sure listing, “correcting peoples spelling & grammar on totalfratmove.com” on your resumes will really fucking wow an CEO.
14 years ago at 8:49 pmUmm quick question, are you black? Or more specifically, we’re you born with the common disease known as n.iggerreah??
14 years ago at 11:39 amWow…nice one RobertLee…you really got him good there…why dont you just stick to losing the Civil War instead of posting non-funny, non-witty, & non-fratty comments, I award you no points, & may God have mercy on your soul.
14 years ago at 12:08 pmIt’s ironic that you used one of the most unoriginal and overused comments on this site. “go back to losing the civil war”?? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize what website your on? Quit embarrassing yourself.
14 years ago at 12:53 pmWho sneezed?
14 years ago at 4:35 pmhow has no one made a cocaine joke yet?
14 years ago at 4:36 pmThere’s one in the comment above. Or mabe because of your name, you’re trolling. It’s hard to depict dumbasses and trolls these days.
14 years ago at 4:44 pm^maybe. It’s hard to spell these days also.
14 years ago at 5:13 pmFucking wiseacre over hear.
14 years ago at 12:39 amIm confused? “these days” was spelled correctly.
14 years ago at 10:48 amHome of the Rage was referring to DSP misspelling the word “maybe”.
14 years ago at 10:51 am^That
14 years ago at 10:51 am^^^ hahaha Jimbo
14 years ago at 12:44 pmdon’t think too hard jimbo. one of these days you might hurt your brain.
14 years ago at 12:50 pmNo, that’s Greg Goldberg from Mighty Ducks.
14 years ago at 4:40 pmAudibly laughed.
14 years ago at 4:52 pmGod Damn Goldberg….so this is where he has been since his movie career died in the early 90’s….probably the best case scenario for him honestly
14 years ago at 6:52 pmMaybe Uncle Tony finally got the best of him.
14 years ago at 9:04 pmhttp://farm7.staticflickr.com/6218/6378736597_19c3a2c22c.jpg
14 years ago at 2:31 amFarva?
14 years ago at 5:02 pmThe lice hate the sugar.
14 years ago at 5:07 pmHell, I can say “meow”. I can say “moo.” For twenty bucks I’ll call the guy a chicken fucker!
14 years ago at 5:42 pm^^ it’s delicious
14 years ago at 5:50 pmMichael Vick. NF
14 years ago at 7:56 pmNice try, we all know it’s dried semen
14 years ago at 5:13 pmHe’s got jokes.
14 years ago at 5:55 pm^ I like jokes. You got jokes?
14 years ago at 8:48 pm^^Hey pledge, I think that active just made a joke! Why aren’t you laughing? (pledges respond in unison: Sir haha very funny sir!)
14 years ago at 1:27 am