GDI Involuntarily Goes For Swim in Fountain

This makes for a good laugh. The description of the video states: “This is what GDI’s get for wearing Abercrombie sweatshirts when it’s 75 degrees outside. What a tool.”

I’m not sure what the exact context of this story is, so if anyone in comments can enlighten me, that’d be great. The story I’ve heard is that the kid doing the pushing is a pledge, forced to perform said duty by an active that filmed it. I find it particularly amusing that the pledge almost accidentally goes in with the geed, and then sprints off in a random direction.

  1. iRage

    Definition of asshole. I can understand why a pledge would do it to not get balled, but you should really draw the moral line at some point. I believe this is that point.

    14 years ago at 12:05 pm
    1. Panchbro and Lefty

      ^the pussification of America. The point isn’t to laugh at it because the kid is a geed. The point is that this is a hilarious video, and you need to get a sense of humor.

      14 years ago at 12:52 pm
    2. iRage

      How is this in anyway related to “the pussification of america?” The kid pushed him and ran away. If that doesn’t scream pussy than I don’t know what does. This might be fine back in the day when someone gets pushed in and the end result is a few wet dollar bills, but chances are this kid had some smart phone worth a couple hundred bucks. And while everyone’s FaF parents on here would gladly replace it (read with sarcasm), most normal people would really hate to have to go and buy a new one. I think the actual act of someone being pushed into water is funny, but in this day and age it’s just so insensible. There’s plenty of other stuff he could have done to fuck with a geed.

      14 years ago at 7:44 pm
  2. NotAGDI

    as much as i hate geeds, that kid probably can’t help it if he has money or not… probably ruined his phone and shit… nf.

    14 years ago at 2:55 pm
    1. OttisAllanHazebrook

      Making your username NotAGDI is only something a Geed would do. We all know you are not a GDI since you are posting on Total FRAT Move.

      14 years ago at 6:38 pm
  3. Buck Farack

    after i chased him down and broke his arm, i wouldve taken his wallet and cell phone and thrown them in the pond.

    14 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. masterfrat

      I’m certain you would, especially because your user name is so tough. Should have just made it what it implies: fuck barak, you pussy.

      14 years ago at 10:25 am
  4. bubbahog

    Why is this article talking about Abercrombie sweatshirts with such a negative connotation? Abercrombie is FaF and anyone that disagrees is a geed. Aeropostale and Hollister aren’t QUITE as fratty but still pretty fratty. I wore an Abercrombie Vneck today and I had fine ass sorostitutes eye fucking me all day cause I’m fratty as fuck.

    14 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. FrattyLightSC

      Wait you mean Abercrombie isn’t frat? Damn it! How the hell did I not hear about this?

      14 years ago at 6:39 pm
    2. fratrace

      wow. all those fucking geed highschool prep brands (abercrombie, american eagle, aeropastle,) are NF as hell. grow up, and dress like a fucking adult

      14 years ago at 6:44 pm
    3. Brocial Butterfly

      Abercrombie? Hollister? Aeropostale? American Eagle? Those are the brands I wore when I was in the so-called awkward stage of middle school. Good God, it’s all about RL, Brooks Brothers, J.Crew, Vineyard Vines, and Southern Tide. For real. There’s a difference between preppy middle school clothes and fratty clothes. Get you’re frattire correct.

      14 years ago at 9:27 pm
    4. Up at Frat

      I didn’t realize how many certifiably retarded people roamed TFM. Sarcasm is FaF, and there ain’t much more NF than plain old stupidity.

      14 years ago at 11:13 pm
    5. LikeIts1980

      ^Thank you. If you can’t recognize and appreciate a little sarcasm then you’re just NF.

      14 years ago at 11:31 pm
    6. Costa Vision

      Hahaha you all sound like you are 12 years old. You all just got trolled and should be embarrassed that you are even slightly upset. What a joke! Obviously this person was being sarcastic and obviously you are all too stupid to pick up on that. I honestly cannot even believe how stupid people are. You should stop worrying about being fratty and first worry about not being retarded. Baby steps.

      14 years ago at 1:19 am
    7. Rearden

      Have I been buying the wrong clothes the whole time? Shit. Well time to hit the mall to get me some Abercrombie.

      14 years ago at 1:44 pm
    8. cporter87

      i cant wait to see what new cargo shorts abercrombie is coming out with this summer! it’ll go great with my ed hardy short sleeve button up.

      14 years ago at 3:49 pm
    9. GreekGod11

      LOL terrible troll drew 21 responses and counting. Terrible troll is successful. Yall suck.

      And i frat my balls off in my worn hollister jeans, AE double polo and Corona sandals.

      14 years ago at 10:14 am
    10. Manchild

      Bubbahog masterfully using sarcasm to prey on the delicate sensibilities of these self-conscious internet trolls and wanna-be frat stars. TFM.

      14 years ago at 6:20 pm
    11. brobi wan

      aeropostale and hollister…fratty????? you must be high out of your mind on crack or something

      13 years ago at 7:52 pm
  5. Grody

    If I was a graduate of this particular fraternity and I found out about this, I would haze the active’s balls off.

    14 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. Chi Webb

      I heard about something that happened last week that has the JIs of my chapter losing sleep just thinking about my next visit. As bad as they think it will be, it’s going to be a lot worse.

      14 years ago at 10:10 pm
    2. Lambda Chi Alan

      Keep us posted on what happens Chi Webb! We’re really really interested!!

      14 years ago at 7:01 pm
  6. Sir Proper

    This is why Greeks have a bad reputation. Thanks for making us look bad. Prick.

    14 years ago at 5:28 pm
  7. Fratty Couples

    I can’t believe so many people are crying about this. It’s a harmless prank. Grow a pair.

    14 years ago at 6:29 pm