Geeds Announce Their Revolution

This is terrifying. These geeds appear to be organizing. Something has gone horribly wrong.

“You remember that one moment when somebody stands up for you in a subway. It feels nice, doesn’t it?” No. I don’t remember that moment because I don’t ride the subway, and if I did I’d be throwing foreigners from their seats before giving them the opportunity to stand. For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, geeds (pronunciation: |jēds|) are GDIs. God Damn Independents. And they seem to be forming some sort of well-meaning assembly to better the world, presumably for other geeds. The last thing we want are geeds helping geeds. Especially geeds who appear to be exchange students that think the word is pronounced with a hard “G” and formed when the words “good deeds” are combined.

I can’t watch this video, particularly from :10 to :20, without bursting into laughter. I’m sorry, but this is one of the stupidest fucking hilarious things I’ve ever seen. I had to post it in order to share the horror.

  1. GT109

    Calling these “geeds” terrifying was a horrible way a to start of. The post could have been moderately funny, taken as satire, if the last paragraph had been left out. Who the fuck is the new guy and why is he posting this Busch League level material. If you are going to be mad about anything be mad that the phrase “geed”, coined on this website, has been taken by what seems to amount to free philanthropy…

    But honestly, calling a god damned independent a “geed” is something I’ve only heard from a chick’s mouth anyway. Do we really need a shortened form to an abbreviation? Do you think your yellow lab is fucking “presh” too? Grow the fuck up, we are fraternity men.

    13 years ago at 12:56 am
    1. Success

      Ok, hold on for a few minutes, there are so many things wrong with this reply, I need to rest before addressing them…

      13 years ago at 1:36 pm
  2. thefrattestofthemall

    haha who the fuck cares yall. its a funny video of some geeds talking about geed behavior as if it is a good thing. they are proud of it. now lets move on and either ignore the video or make fun of these geeds (should i put gdi’s now?)

    13 years ago at 12:57 am
  3. Frat Times at UF

    This was posted in poor taste. A) It’s something that people are doing to try and better their community. B) It is absolutely and completely irrelevant to greek life.

    Whoever posted this needs to either be balled from TFM, or they can spend the next half hour doing bows and toes to make up for the 30 seconds of my life I just wasted.

    13 years ago at 1:21 am
  4. All_Things_Frat

    Its obviously posted on here as a coincidence that a group of GDI’s came together to create a group about helping eachother and coincidentally named themselved Geeds. How fucking retarded are you guys?

    13 years ago at 7:16 am
  5. I plead the frat

    The guy at 37 seconds looks like he’s reading his lines off a giant cue card.

    Before anybody can beat me to it, reading lines. NF. Blowing lines, TFM.

    13 years ago at 11:59 am