Genius Entrepreneurs Create Virtual Reality Experience Allowing Everyone To Relive College

Everyone knows college is the best four years of your life. Everything before college is just preparing you for it, and everything afterward is just shit. You graduate, and then you patiently wait to die.
Well, thankfully, two genius entrepreneurs have invented a virtual reality product that will allow everyone to relive college as often as we want while waiting for the Reaper. Heck, you didn’t even have to go to college! You could be some loser working at McDonald’s with a GED and still have the college experience thanks to this revolutionary technological advancement.
Check out their Tilt page and donate here.
I just donated my entire paycheck..
Dorn’s already called dibs on the elementary school version.
11 years ago at 10:54 amIt is meant for people to relive moments so I just have to ask, what the fuck was your elementary experience like?
11 years ago at 10:41 amGreat, something to give you a high, then when you take off the goggles and realize there’s no one there and you start to wallow in your own filth and loneliness. I’ll just stick to jerking off, that’s free thanks.
11 years ago at 10:56 amThis depressed me. Is there really nothing to life after college?
11 years ago at 11:02 amLots of work, and the hangovers are worse.
11 years ago at 12:11 pmBut paychecks…
11 years ago at 2:04 pmSeems shit
11 years ago at 11:15 amYeah pgp is the next door down. I’m still in college I don’t need to put on goggles to visualize heaven.
11 years ago at 11:20 amReady to go fifth year if this is what I have to look forward to.
11 years ago at 11:25 amJon’s seems to me as that piece of shit CFO that didn’t do anything to get the company started and then kicks hard working Stuart out when the capital starts rolling in. But you could also say that’s a TFM.
11 years ago at 11:26 amAlways revise autocorrect…
11 years ago at 11:27 amStill waiting for the “announcement” that they’re going to bring the forums back only to April Fools! us.
11 years ago at 11:36 amIs that lady using the “basic white girl” version?
11 years ago at 12:36 pm“I just donated my entire paycheck.” TFM pays you??
11 years ago at 12:43 pm