ICYMI: George W. Bush Crushes His Appearance On Jimmy Kimmel

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If there’s anyone enjoying retirement more than George W. Bush then please point them out to me because ol’ George’s “Best Post-Presidency Life Tour” continues.

On Thursday, the 43rd president appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his new “Portraits of Courage” book which is described by Barnes & Noble as “a vibrant collection of oil paintings and stories by President George W. Bush honoring the sacrifice and courage of America’s military veterans.” Yeah, and you thought he was playing with those portraits. The man is talented. On Kimmel though, W. spilled on everything from SNL impressions of him to that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face. Let’s just say Bush is enjoying life just fine in Texas.

Please come back, George. I miss you. We miss you. A lot. Please. Please?

If that wasn’t enough to get you yearning for the GWB years, let’s add this: W fucking pulled.

I luv u, George.

    1. Gerald R. Ford

      I thought me an Jimmy Carter were setting the standard for post-presidency?

      9 years ago at 1:12 pm
  1. Jim_Harbaugh

    Say what you want about his presidency, but I don’t think anyone can deny that he is truly a great, genuine guy.

    9 years ago at 11:31 am
    1. CanadianB4C0N

      He had something I’d kill to have in our president today. He gave a shit about America. Not just what it is but what it should be.

      9 years ago at 12:05 am
  2. SharkWeekTFM

    You gotta give credit to anyone willing to not only admit and laugh at their little slip ups but it’s next level chill to assume one others made up for you. “I invented strategery!”

    9 years ago at 11:34 am
  3. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Bush was never a bad guy, he’s a lovable idiot who got convinced to do some bad things by some bad guys. It’s nice to see people warming up to him.

    9 years ago at 1:01 pm
      1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        Bush has the lowest iq of any sitting president since world war 2. He’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

        9 years ago at 5:03 pm
      2. CanadianB4C0N

        Bud at some point facts are facts and partisan isn’t gonna change jack shit. Barker was correct.

        9 years ago at 12:07 am
      3. BobMotherFuckingBarker

        Facts are facts, guy. Politics ain’t got nothing to do with them.

        9 years ago at 12:13 am
      4. Ruxinsvinegarstrokes

        Bush went to Yale and Harvard, but you’re right, probably don’t have to be smart to get into those schools

        9 years ago at 10:35 am
      5. CanadianB4C0N

        Everything in school can be passed by studying and memorizing. You can’t do that with an IQ test.

        9 years ago at 2:13 pm
      6. Gun_Slinger

        The IQ test isn’t used as a metric for qualification to anything.

        He did however get admitted to and graduated from both Yale and then Harvard Graduate School

        9 years ago at 11:36 am
  4. realDoubleD

    Bush is a neoconversative. Fuck this globalist piece of shit. Him and Obama have ruined America the past 16 years. The last great president was Ronald Reagan. Trump will return America to glory.

    9 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. Ruxinsvinegarstrokes

      Do you realize that Reagan and Dubya’s policies are much more similar than Reagan and Trump?

      9 years ago at 4:22 pm
    2. Stetson_and_Spurs

      This is TFM. I think you’re looking for Infowars, RealDoubleD. Calm down. You’re freaking out and it’s messing up your tinfoil hat.

      9 years ago at 10:55 pm
  5. smithpm

    I wonder how much some of the comments here show the commenters’ proximity to their high school days, considering the majority of the teaching profession is a liberal cesspool telling the kids how stupid and evil Republicans were and how awesome and righteous Democrats are.

    9 years ago at 7:28 am
    1. Saber and Key

      Huh? I know teachers who’ve gotten fired for putting the smallest bit of political opinion in their classes…I seriously doubt that’s what’s going on in the “teaching profession,” guy.

      9 years ago at 7:56 am
      1. smithpm

        In college? Are you kidding me? We see stories all the time (Cancelling tests to mourn after the election, joining protests) that provide evidence to the contrary ,”guy”.

        9 years ago at 9:32 am