Georgia Southern Serves Up Gator In Its Dining Halls To Celebrate Last Week’s Victory
Back from Thanksgiving break, and with the greatest day in school history still fresh in the minds of students and administrators alike, Georgia Southern University isn’t even close to finished celebrating their improbable win over the Florida Gators two weekends ago. I’m not exactly sure what Georgia Southern students have been doing for the last week, but I assume south Georgia has run out of Keystone Light and that quite a few Thanksgiving dinners were ruined by what had to the be the apexes of many students’ weeklong celebratory drinking binges.
“MY DECISION TO GO TO GEORGIA SOUTHERN HAS BEEN VALIDATED FOREVER BY THIS WIN! FUCK YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
*Jumps onto table*
*Punts turkey*
*Flips off grandma*
*Kisses hottest cousin*
*Passes out on top of remaining food*
*Pees pants*
Now that Georgia Southern is back in session, today’s lunch is something of a special commemorative meal, serving up, what else, alligator.
Not only was gator on the menu, but the students are being served their lizard feast by school president Brooks Keel and Georgia Southern head football coach Jeff Monken.
Of course, while Monken is serving cafeteria lunch to celebrate a career defining victory, Florida coach Will Muschamp is still being served a $200 lunch, even after failing to drag his injury-riddled team to bowl eligibility. Is it ironic that, given all this, Monken’s current seat is actually hotter than Muschamp’s? Not really, Monken’s seat is just next to the deep friers, is all. Though he doesn’t get to sit in it for long. Breaks are only five minutes during lunch rush.
Soak it up, Georgia Southern fans. Now that you’re all back together, I motion that you throw one last celebratory rager in honor of the victory. The party theme? Every time someone passes you a beer, drop it.
h/t to @Mkutka
Eating the enemy’s mascot is a Hell of a power move.
12 years ago at 12:33 pmTennessee’s student managers and equipment guys always eat gator the night before the Florida game.
12 years ago at 12:46 pmSomeone should do it to LSU
12 years ago at 12:48 pm^TForeignExchangeM
12 years ago at 12:51 pmTennessee’s student managers and equipment guys always eat gator before the Florida game.
12 years ago at 12:52 pm^ Tennessee hasn’t beaten Florida since 2004…
12 years ago at 1:02 pm^Can’t knock em for trying.
12 years ago at 1:10 pmI would argue that eating your own mascot is a bigger power move. The original Bevo was slaughtered, barbecued, and eaten by the UT football team at a banquet following the end of the 1919 football season. That’s pretty badass.
12 years ago at 1:52 pm^ Wow, that’s pretty incredible. I wonder if Mack Brown remembers that.
12 years ago at 8:11 pmGata
12 years ago at 12:37 pmBoy does this take me back! Back in the days of my ambitious youth, I used to make all kinds of wild appetizers and meals, most notably my alligator nuggets, fried of course. What I would do is take about a half pound of alligator meat and cut it into cubes. I would then coat it in a fish batter. I’d fry it for about three minutes until they all floated and added a custom combination of salt, pepper and spices and serve it with a homemade remoulade sauce. So delicious!
12 years ago at 12:42 pmBingo! Just thinking about fried gator gets my dick hard
12 years ago at 1:50 pmCarry on, Georgia Southern.
12 years ago at 12:49 pmWhat’s worse than losing to Georgia Southern? Having to go there.
12 years ago at 1:11 pmEating the opposing team’s mascot following an upset win is a definite TFM. Hail Southern.
12 years ago at 8:49 am