Get Geared Up For Spring Break Right Now Or Risk Looking Like A Dumbass Beach Virgin
Although it may not feel like it in the Western U.S. right now, spring break is rapidly approaching. Just ask this guy:
or this guy:
Gym guys clearly plan on getting looked at while out on the beach. Are you a gym guy? If not, I assume you’re the type of guy who skips leg day (and all the other days) but still wants a leg up on all the gym guys once you finally make it out to the sand and sea foam. I’m here to tell you that the aforementioned high leg is very possible for you to achieve, and all it’s gonna take is a little help in the apparel department.
That’s why there’s no better time than right now (as in this exact second) to gear up on swim trunks, Hawaiians shirts, tanks, T-shirts, beach flags, and hats — and Rowdy Gentleman has you covered with their new Spring Break Collection that will make you the envy of whatever trashy beach you’re headed to. Here are a few highlights from the collection many are calling “steam heat:”
This is just a great hat. Lotta good vibes emanating from it. Very Tropical. Very sleek.
This tank would speak for itself if it had a mouth, but it doesn’t so I’m going to speak for it: BUY ME BUY ME YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
If you think there is a more spring break appropriate pair of swim trunks on the market, fight us.
Puerto Escondido Hawaiian Shirt
The Hawaiian shirt is the pinnacle of comfortable spring break luxury. Flowy. Suave. Festive. They truly have it all, and this one’s design is hard to beat.
If you’ve never spring breaked at a beach before, then you probably don’t know that festival rules apply: your group needs a flag so nobody loses sight of the squad in the massive, wild crowd. And what better flag to proudly wave than one consisting of the individual components of your favorite country?
Check out the full Rowdy Gentleman Spring Break Collection HERE, and good luck out there.