Gigantic Penis-Shaped Cloud Appears Over England
I’m used to seeing penis clouds. You know how some people can blow smoke rings? My buddy the Handjob King can blow smoke dicks. They’re pretty impressive. HJK takes a huge tobacco bong hit, then blows out the biggest, veiniest creatures you’ve ever seen. Seriously, these dongs are vascular. Serious garden hose situation going on there. Then, just as you get a good look at them, they vanish. It’s kinda like when a girl sees my penis, except instead of my flopper vanishing, she’s the one who takes off.
My previous exposure to gaseous penis made this penis cloud over England not seem too cool to me, but if I look at it from a neutral standpoint, I can see why people are so impressed. This doodle is pretty detailed. It’s got the balls, the shaft, the head, the long pin sticking out of it from the time I tried to pierce my dick in high school and failed miserably. It’s like I’m looking down at my own John Stossel!
The penis even has its own Twitter account. It only has one tweet, but it’s one perfect tweet.
Watch Out For Precipitation
— Big Penis In The Sky (@BigPenisCloud) July 31, 2014
Handing her an umbrella and telling her to watch out for precipitation. It’s a TFM.
[via Western Daily Press]
So that’s what cockney means
10 years ago at 4:39 pmYou literally just wrote an article about a cloud
10 years ago at 4:39 pmCorrect, or should I say… C-erect.
#KONY2013
10 years ago at 4:59 pmLittle do you know, it’s God shovin’ his mistress masher through the atmosphere.
10 years ago at 10:25 amProbably not
10 years ago at 4:54 pmHe Who Must Not Be Named is back. And gayer than ever.
10 years ago at 4:41 pmNot sure if it’s worse you hang out with a guy named Handjob King or you tried to pierce your dick in high school
10 years ago at 4:44 pmThat cloud traveled all the way from America to give them some freedom.
10 years ago at 4:49 pm10 years ago at 4:50 pm
The name
10 years ago at 8:21 pmWhere the fuck do yall find this stuff
10 years ago at 4:50 pmHandjob King has always been my favorite one of your friends, brother.
10 years ago at 5:10 pmThanks DeVry Guy. That cloud is so frat.
10 years ago at 5:21 pmDeVry Guy, keep doing you.
10 years ago at 5:23 pm