Girl Accidentally Sends Nudes To Her Father, Shares Embarrassing Ordeal With Internet

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I know a thing or two about sending nudes. Considering snapchatting pictures of my John Stossel (usually wearing different festive hats) to girls is the only means of hooking up when you attend college online, and considering I pull bitches, you better believe I’m a well-versed dick pic sender. Don’t bash our fast-paced hookup lifestyle, either. Snapchat sex is the best sex. Why? Well, for starters, you can’t get pregnant. If that isn’t convincing enough, you should also know that it’s much cleaner and quicker, too. You’ve got cumshots? We’ve got screenshots. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

Notice I said Snapchat. Snapchat is the only acceptable means of sending nudes, because either they get deleted or you see they weren’t, via the screenshot warning (a feature I’ve circumvented by purchasing another iPhone and taking pictures of my phone screen when I receive nudes–pro tip). Your junk isn’t somebody else’s property like it is in texting. Also, unless you have a #cool #dad and #mom, odds are, they aren’t on Snapchat, which makes instances like the following one all the more uncommon.

From Gawker:

A college student named Nyjah, who goes by @dearfashionn on Twitter, became an overnight internet celebrity when she inadvertently texted a nude photo to her dad instead of her dude.

Here’s how it all went down.

Nyjah then tweeted out, “meet my dad,” with a link to this video of her father walking up to her house, clearly frazzled by this entire ordeal.

What I don’t get here is why Nyjah felt the need to share her story with the world. If she hadn’t, only her family and a disappointed-that-he-didn’t-receive-his-nudes Daquan would’ve found out. I’ll never know her reasoning, but I do know I’m glad she made the decision she made, because this shit’s hilarious.

[via Gawker]

Image via Twitter

  1. Car Dick

    I am upvoting this because I don’t want to be the racist dude who said it.

    But I agree.

    10 years ago at 11:57 am
    1. Car Dick

      I feel that this is what happens with those kids on that Maury show that is FUCKING ON TV EVERY TIME I’M WAITING ANYWHERE.

      Guess what? I DON’T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT IF HE’S HER BABY-DADDY.

      Maury. NF.

      I apologize for my outburst.

      10 years ago at 2:57 pm
  2. golfs_finest

    If you’re a consistent snapchat nude recipient, consider quicksave. Saves your snapchats without showing a screenshot. You’re welcome.

    10 years ago at 12:04 pm