Girl Accidentally Sends Nudes To Her Father, Shares Embarrassing Ordeal With Internet

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I know a thing or two about sending nudes. Considering snapchatting pictures of my John Stossel (usually wearing different festive hats) to girls is the only means of hooking up when you attend college online, and considering I pull bitches, you better believe I’m a well-versed dick pic sender. Don’t bash our fast-paced hookup lifestyle, either. Snapchat sex is the best sex. Why? Well, for starters, you can’t get pregnant. If that isn’t convincing enough, you should also know that it’s much cleaner and quicker, too. You’ve got cumshots? We’ve got screenshots. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

Notice I said Snapchat. Snapchat is the only acceptable means of sending nudes, because either they get deleted or you see they weren’t, via the screenshot warning (a feature I’ve circumvented by purchasing another iPhone and taking pictures of my phone screen when I receive nudes–pro tip). Your junk isn’t somebody else’s property like it is in texting. Also, unless you have a #cool #dad and #mom, odds are, they aren’t on Snapchat, which makes instances like the following one all the more uncommon.

From Gawker:

A college student named Nyjah, who goes by @dearfashionn on Twitter, became an overnight internet celebrity when she inadvertently texted a nude photo to her dad instead of her dude.

Here’s how it all went down.

Nyjah then tweeted out, “meet my dad,” with a link to this video of her father walking up to her house, clearly frazzled by this entire ordeal.

What I don’t get here is why Nyjah felt the need to share her story with the world. If she hadn’t, only her family and a disappointed-that-he-didn’t-receive-his-nudes Daquan would’ve found out. I’ll never know her reasoning, but I do know I’m glad she made the decision she made, because this shit’s hilarious.

[via Gawker]

Image via Twitter

  1. ProudPhi2042

    Well that’s what you get for associating with someone named “Daquan.” I feel like I’m missing a couple of apostrophes in there. Is it D’aqu’an? That looks more realistic.

    10 years ago at 12:31 pm
    1. PikeBikesIncorporated

      Don’t even want to know how many apostrophes could be in the last name.

      10 years ago at 8:59 pm
  2. Dank of America

    That hopeful “did you mean to send me this” message after receiving nudes of daughter

    10 years ago at 12:40 pm
  3. HouseChef_TFM

    Sent my dad a picture of my shit one time, he responded with a meaner much more sophisticated shit.

    10 years ago at 12:48 pm
  4. PlasticHandle

    She clearly is missing the point of the whole Snapchat app. More than likely your parents don’t have it.

    10 years ago at 3:27 pm