Girl Admits To Being A Hooker With Facebook Post, Calls Out Her Haters

Harrison Lee11 years ago

This is the kind of shit that makes me keep my Facebook. Things that shouldn’t be seen show up on your timeline and you can’t help laugh. We all have those degenerate “friends” from high school who we laugh at when we see what their lives have become. On the off chance that Lindsay from high school becomes a hooker, not only will I win the pool among my friends, but I will also get some entertainment for when she posts a status calling out all her haters. That’s what happened to this girl.

Fed up with her “haters,” she went out and had herself a hell of a night on the town having sex with dudes for money. Afterward, she took to Facebook to let everyone know just exactly what she’s doing with her entrepreneurial degree.

Few things to take away from the post:

1) I definitely would be interested in her services. How much for the GFE?
2) That’s a huge chunk of change for one night of work–$666 to be exact. Keep up the good work. I’d be feeling blessed, too.
3) She’s straight up taking a picture with an iPad. WTF? Who does that? Hookers, I guess.

At this point, she doesn’t care who knows that she’s getting dicked down on a nightly basis for money. Some of her friends are concerned about her career choice, and she just brushes them off.

Shake off those haters, girl, and just keep hooking. Those folk are just jealous of the fat amount of cash you’re pulling in. Just keep on living the American dream..

[via Imugr]