I always try to get girls off with foreplay first and they annoy the shit out of me when they say “just fuck me.” Well ten seconds later when I’m done can’t say I didn’t fucking try.
Looks like I just made exec. I’d like to thank all of you degenerates for all of your support and as my first action in the exec office id like to say to fuck you intern. I hope you fall down the stairs on your way out of work today.
For fucks sake man….
10 years ago at 10:44 amAn hour? I prefer to get the disappointment over as quickly as possible for them
10 years ago at 10:49 amI’m pushing out a max 5-7 minutes top.
10 years ago at 10:51 amIn my lifetime
10 years ago at 1:35 am90 seconds is enough shut the fuck up skanks
10 years ago at 10:55 amMy body, my rules.
10 years ago at 7:46 pmThanks to day light savings I was able to fuck a girl for an hour and 15 seconds
10 years ago at 10:34 pmI’m cashed after the first round. Dong is gassed, stamina is gone, pride is destroyed.
10 years ago at 11:05 amIt’s all cool a study showed 2 mins feels like 10 mins to a girl
10 years ago at 11:16 amIf only my two inches felt like 10 inches to a girl I might get laid more
10 years ago at 11:39 amSince when is 10 minutes a quickie? Sounds more like a marathon.
10 years ago at 11:17 amI came for the comments
10 years ago at 11:29 amYou literally came for the comments 😉
10 years ago at 3:42 pmI always try to get girls off with foreplay first and they annoy the shit out of me when they say “just fuck me.” Well ten seconds later when I’m done can’t say I didn’t fucking try.
10 years ago at 11:33 amWe appreciate the honesty even if they don’t.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmThis is my safe space
10 years ago at 12:17 pmLooks like I just made exec. I’d like to thank all of you degenerates for all of your support and as my first action in the exec office id like to say to fuck you intern. I hope you fall down the stairs on your way out of work today.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmHow long should I last? Long enough for me to finish. And I last that long every time.
10 years ago at 11:37 am