Girls Tell All: What Do Guys Need To Stop Doing?
Believe it or not, girls don’t love everything about guys. While our constant farting, belching, and cumming might, to us, seem almost pheromonal, they actually have quite the opposite effect on women… unless you meet a girl who’s down with all that, in which case lock her down like you’re transporting King Kong from Skull Island to NYC.
Yes, there are things women want to change about men. And I made it my goal to find out what those things are.
Ladies, what do guys need to stop doing?
Expecting to smash the first time you meet a chick. One night stands are cool sometimes, but not every girl wants to drop her panties when she first meets you. Stop expecting that. If it happens, it happens. But don’t get mad when it doesn’t. – Kellie Stritz
Constantly complimenting me. Seriously, you are giving me confidence I don’t even need. – Ali Hinman
I suppose guys need to stop doing what a lot of girls do too: stop being so vague about want you want. Just be straight up. Let us know. It’s probably going to work out better for you in the long run that way. – Rachel Page
Stop acting like you’re never wrong in a fight. Sure, sometimes I may just be crazy, but maybe once admit that you were just an asshole. – PlattyBlonde
Oh my God, I could write a novel. Stop adjusting your dicks in public, stop spitting tobacco into clear cups, stop throwing up gang signs in photos, stop hogging the fucking bed, but most of all stop pushing girls head’s down when you want a BJ. I literally cannot emphasize that last one enough. Contrary to popular belief, all girls don’t have IQs below 70. You don’t need to aggressively push down on her perfectly teased hair to let her know you want her to go down on you. She already knows. If a girl wants to S your D, she will. She doesn’t need you to rub her head like she’s your frat hound to persuade her to give you what you want. Ultimately, the only thing you’re doing is pissing her off and messing up her hair and makeup. If you are totally adamant about non-verbally cuing a girl to go down on you, lead by example. You go first and she’ll likely follow. – Blonde_boozy
For the love of God, stop calling yourselves “daddy.” – Cristina Montemayor
Guys need to stop trying to get out of wearing condoms. I literally get so salty about this. It’s easy because you guys get no consequences from it, but we get seriously fucked up from taking Plan B. Or, even worse, we get really screwed over when we become a mom nine months later. And please don’t attempt to give us shit for missing the pill, because I doubt you all can even remember to take your vitamins. – PSLsandPearls
Using my elliptical at the gym. – Shannon Layne
Ghosting. Seriously, grow a pair and just tell her you aren’t interested. If you want to be a total pussy, do it via text and then block her number, but at least have the balls to tell her. You’ll save her a lot of anxiety and you a lot of unsolicited texts. – 2NOTbrokegirls
Lying. If we’re being honest, girls very rarely ask questions they don’t already know the answer to. And it’s not even like half the time the things you all lie about are even worthy of a lie, so just tell the truth. It’s honestly just either in the long run, I promise. – ChampagneShowers
Thinking chivalry is dead. If you open a door for me, order for me at a restaurant, or compliment me during daylight hours, your chances of touching my boobs just skyrocketed. – Drunk but not in love
Being insecure. I’m definitely not saying you should be cocky. But if you don’t think you deserve to be with her, she won’t think you deserve to be with her, either. – Lucky Jo
Pulling out their penises (peni?) all the time and just thinking it’ll get sucked. Like yes. I see you have a boner. But we’re at the grocery store and this produce guy isn’t too happy about seeing your sausage. Just keep it in your pants and let us come to you. – Rachel Varina
Guys need to stop thinking that one, every girl they’re friends with is secretly into them, and two, that every girl they come into contact with is seeking a relationship. Both are often false and awkward to deal with. – Anonymous
Striving for the “dad bod.” Seriously, gym hours are required during pledgeship. Why does that suddenly stop being a thing?! – Blue-eyed-blondie
What do guys need to stop doing? GHOSTING. If you realize a few weeks or months in that you just aren’t into her anymore, TELL HER. Ending things amicably is the best thing you can do. Don’t be a douche. – Kayla Haby
Yeah, I’ll get to all that in a little bit. Daddy’s gotta adjust his crotch before this condom-less one night stand first (I’m gonna ghost her directly afterwards). .
Check out the previous Girls Tell All topics:
What Makes You Attracted To A Guy?
What Makes A Guy Unattractive?
Are You Looking For A Bad Boy?
What Causes You To Friend Zone A Guy?
What’s Your Favorite Thing About Frat Guys?
What’s Your Least Favorite Thing About Frat Guys?
What Hints Do Guys Never Pick Up On?
What Do You Wish More Guys Would Do In Bed?
What’s The Worst Pickup Line You’ve Ever Heard?
No one is reading your bitchy novel, Blonde Boozy. Tickle our wee wees.
9 years ago at 12:21 pmYou can read?
9 years ago at 12:23 pmAs much as you’d like to believe it, you’re not funny.
9 years ago at 12:57 pmYour mom thinks I’m hilarious.
9 years ago at 4:01 pmMemo to 2NOTbrokeGirls: I ain’t interested.
9 years ago at 12:23 pmTo be honest, she seems like the only halfway normal writer for TSM.
9 years ago at 1:25 pmAli Hinman, don’t worry. I looked you up. and nobody is complimenting you.
9 years ago at 12:32 pmThis. Guys need to stop doing this.
What’s your real name, bud? Let’s look you up, see what a beaut we’re dealing with here
9 years ago at 12:55 pmHow bout showin us them titties instead?
9 years ago at 1:01 pmYou sound fat.
9 years ago at 1:03 pmYou sound small.
9 years ago at 1:09 pmYou sound like a real cunt.
9 years ago at 1:11 pmyou sound single not by choice, quit been a bitch. You probably are that fat chick that cock blocks all her hot friends.
9 years ago at 1:16 pmTheta High- your grammar is subpar, but we’ll ignore that for now. You want to look me up? I’m not fat but I’m sure you dickholes could find something to pick apart. You’re clearly sexually frustrated, misogynist degenerates. Keep insulting women in order to convince yourself you’re attractive and confident.
9 years ago at 1:25 pmSup KappaDLady, what do you say we split a bucket of Bojangles’ Cajun bites then see how spicy your shit chute gets?
Yours truly,
9 years ago at 1:30 pmFrabst
Frabst you old dog you
9 years ago at 1:15 pmWell thanks to your little outburst you are now going to royally trolled by TFM commenters. Should’ve stayed in the kitchen and kept your mouth shut like a good woman.
9 years ago at 1:32 pmI’m choosing to believe you’re all 17year old wannabes who think putting down women is cool. At least there’d still be a chance for you.
9 years ago at 1:41 pmAs someone who was raped by a group of frat guys, I feel the need to say something when women are being treated badly. I’m not going to apologize for that. I know this is a joke site but I still can’t believe y’all are talking this way.
9 years ago at 1:46 pmLet the rape jokes begin.
9 years ago at 1:47 pmrape isn’t a joke what is wrong with you thinking we would joke about that. We aren’t monsters, just sexually frustrated, small dick carriers, misogynist 17 y/o frat stars
9 years ago at 1:56 pmDamn, to think if only you hadn’t survived the abortion you’d never would have had to experience frape (frat rape).
9 years ago at 1:57 pmYeah that’s not something to joke about. But – I am curious as to why you would then be on TFM commenting all the time…
9 years ago at 2:00 pmYeah that’s like getting your leg bitten off by a shark and subsequently hanging out at the aquarium everyday.
9 years ago at 2:02 pmTrading desk I work on has irregular peak volume times which can leave me with a lot of time to kill.
9 years ago at 2:25 pmI graduated a couple years ago, trying to stay up-to-date. Plus, I really liked being in my sorority and I’m not going to let some human garbage dictate what I do
9 years ago at 10:24 pmRape isn’t a joke. If a girl says she was raped by *A* frat guy, I’m not inclined to dismiss it out of hand. That happens tragically too often.
But when we get into these “frat guy gang rape” allegations, I begin to get skeptical. It’s little more than a meme propagated by radical feminists to fit a narrative. I’ve yet to read of an actual, legally-confirmed case of gang rape done by a frat. And the most high profile allegations of this nature (Duke, UVA) have all collapsed under a mountain of exonerating evidence and ultimately been proven to be hoaxes.
9 years ago at 2:43 pmAgreed, we would have heard about it.
9 years ago at 2:51 pmNot saying it can’t happen, but if it was me there’s no way I’m even banging out a chick consentually with a group of my brothers. They’re cool dudes and all but my interest in swinging that many poles around so few holes is nonexistent. It’s only not gay if it’s during pledging fellas, amirite?
9 years ago at 3:15 pmI think you’re looking for the art briles thread
9 years ago at 4:19 pmMost girls are so ashamed they don’t tell anyone – or in my case, the guys harassed me when they saw me on campus or at the bars. I finally told my parents, post-grad, about 4 years after it happened. They made me report it (I just never wanted to acknowledge it had happened), but the statue of limitations had passed and there was obviously no proof at that point. So, that’s why you didn’t read about mine…
I find myself hesitant to believe people too, like Johnny Manziel’s ex-gf. My reaction was that she was making it up. Maybe she is, but it’s sad that someone is reaching out for help and our automatic reaction is to not believe them.
9 years ago at 10:19 pmKappaD how much do you weigh?
9 years ago at 3:28 pmJackie…is that you?
9 years ago at 2:00 pmDorn do your job and black ball this broad. It’s clearly some NYTimes writer trying to stir the pot.
9 years ago at 4:14 pmI’m not sexually frustrated, I masturbate plenty
9 years ago at 1:42 pmMOOOOO
9 years ago at 1:44 pmCan confirm. Would not compliment.
9 years ago at 1:05 pmwell I didn’t expect my comment to get blown up by this shit… wow.
9 years ago at 1:48 pmAll chicks named Ali are fat. #science
9 years ago at 4:10 pmYeah no consequences for guys not wearing condoms. Tell that to the girl who told me it was fine and gave me chlamydia. It’s a two way street.
9 years ago at 12:36 pmPlus, my pull out game is pretty good. I’d say I bat at least .500
9 years ago at 3:17 pmAs usual, Rachel Page seems pretty normal. And now that I know how much women hate ghosting, I’ll go back to doing it.
9 years ago at 12:40 pmI’d face fuck you till your molars are loose, Blonde Boozy, all while pinning your head against the wall.
9 years ago at 12:41 pmHoly shit man!
9 years ago at 12:42 pmThen what would you do?
9 years ago at 3:08 pmWe use dollars in this country, sweetheart. Take your pound sterling and go back to Limey-land.
9 years ago at 1:37 pmShannon Layne seems like one to not complain about much.
9 years ago at 12:43 pmShe’s also probably the only one that will fetch you beers and not care if you watch football all day.
Is it poor form to order a glass of cab with a kc strip for myself and a tall ice water with a packet of sweet-n-low as an entree for her?
9 years ago at 12:51 pmBlonde boozy may be one of the most hypocritical cunts ever
9 years ago at 12:58 pm“Stop throwing up gang signs” – bitch, 95% of sorority girls Instagram feed is loaded with y’all throwing up your shitty sorority hand sign
9 years ago at 12:59 pmWho the fuck has BlondeandBoozy been with that is throwing up gang signs in photos?
9 years ago at 12:58 pmThe category is, “People who annoy you”…
9 years ago at 1:10 pmLooks like we have a shark of the mud variety on our hands.
9 years ago at 1:19 pmAnd this time, the answer isn’t “naggers.”
9 years ago at 2:43 pm