God Bless Wisconsin For Having 10 Of The 20 Drunkest Cities In America

Socrates Johnson7 years ago

If you’ve ever been to the great state of Wisconsin, then you know that the folks there LOVE to fucking drink the heavenly elixir that is alcohol. If you haven’t, then just ask Jared. He’ll tell you.

Whenever it’s that time for the number crunchers and statisticians to come out with the yearly ranking of the drunkest cities in the US of A, you can count on Wisconsin to make a strong showing, and this year is really not all that different from years prior. I mean, I’m no number expert myself, but 10 out of 20? Well, that looks like a pint glass half-full situation to me.

From USA Today:

20. Milwaukee-Waukesha-West Allis, Wisconsin
19. Ames, Iowa
18. Fairbanks, Alaska
17. Lincoln, Nebraska
16. Watertown-Fort Drum, New York
15. Sheboygan, Wisconsin
14. Dubuque, Iowa
13. Iowa City, Iowa
12. Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
11. Mankato-North Mankato, Minnesota
10. La Crosse-Onalaska, Wisconsin-Minnesota
9. Wausau, Wisconsin
8. Grand Forks, North Dakota-Minnesota
7. Missoula, Montana
6. Oshkosh-Neenah, Wisconsin
5. Fargo, N.D.-Minnesota
4. Madison, Wisconsin
3. Appleton, Wisconsin
2. Eau Claire, Wisconsin
1. Green Bay, Wisconsin

Pretty strong showing from the Midwest as a whole, if we’re being honest. I see you, Iowa and Minnesota.

But God bless Wisconsin and every single last drunk Wisconsinite out there helping to Make America Shitfaced Again.

[via USA Today]

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