Gronk Catching A Mini Bottle Of Fireball In Slow Motion Is Majestic

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Rob Gronkowski is America’s puppy dog. He’s fun, he’s cute (I’m man enough to admit it) and, while he might get himself into a little bit of trouble every now and then, that just makes you love him even more. He’s just Gronk bein’ Gronk. Hell, I wish instead of America’s puppy dog, he was my puppy dog. Maybe we can strike some sort of arrangement à la Danny McBride and Channing Tatum in “This Is The End”? I sure hope he likes peanut butter.

What, you think I’m weird or something? Check out this video from Wednesday’s Patriots victory parade and you’ll see why I’m in man-love.

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His eyes light up like a Chinese takeout restaurant owner’s on Christmas after those three seconds it takes for his brain to comprehend the word “Fireball.” (In his defense, when viewed in real-time, he appears to be able to read at a normal pace.) The video cuts off at a crucial point, though. WHAT DOES GRONK DO WITH THE FIREBALL? Keep it for later? Put it in his coffee? BUTT CHUG IT?

Luckily, another parade viewer caught the aftermath.

gronk in a minion hat taking a shot of fireball. what else did you expect?! #worldchamps @patriots

A video posted by maris_tagram (@maris_tagram) on

The Gronk shoulder shimmy gets me every damn time. What a dance move. Should be in every man’s arsenal.

Apparently, Gronk Gronkspiked the bottle shortly after this video ended, but sadly, there is no video evidence so this remains unconfirmed at this time.

We love you, Gronk.

  1. DaleEarnhardtJesus

    I Get it, Gronk is a TFM lets hop off and have some non-gronk related content

    11 years ago at 2:24 pm
  2. FrocknBalls

    So, DeVry Guy…in your Gronk fantasies, who’s the bottom and who’s the top?

    11 years ago at 2:32 pm
      1. Sand_Hill_Alum

        I’m still trying to figure out why the fuck did you call the Gronk cute?

        11 years ago at 2:41 pm
  3. Wooderson007

    This guy is just living the dream. I wish random people would throw bottles of fireball at me.

    11 years ago at 2:39 pm
  4. Shut up Meg

    And TFM just surpassed balls deep on Gronk’s dick. Regarding sports stars id rather see some rfm’s.

    11 years ago at 2:51 pm
  5. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    Coming soon: The TFM Bromance Novel.
    starring: Logan Pierce
    The Gronk
    Jimmy Tatro
    Dan Bilzerian

    11 years ago at 3:05 pm