Gronk Catching A Mini Bottle Of Fireball In Slow Motion Is Majestic
Rob Gronkowski is America’s puppy dog. He’s fun, he’s cute (I’m man enough to admit it) and, while he might get himself into a little bit of trouble every now and then, that just makes you love him even more. He’s just Gronk bein’ Gronk. Hell, I wish instead of America’s puppy dog, he was my puppy dog. Maybe we can strike some sort of arrangement à la Danny McBride and Channing Tatum in “This Is The End”? I sure hope he likes peanut butter.
What, you think I’m weird or something? Check out this video from Wednesday’s Patriots victory parade and you’ll see why I’m in man-love.
His eyes light up like a Chinese takeout restaurant owner’s on Christmas after those three seconds it takes for his brain to comprehend the word “Fireball.” (In his defense, when viewed in real-time, he appears to be able to read at a normal pace.) The video cuts off at a crucial point, though. WHAT DOES GRONK DO WITH THE FIREBALL? Keep it for later? Put it in his coffee? BUTT CHUG IT?
Luckily, another parade viewer caught the aftermath.
The Gronk shoulder shimmy gets me every damn time. What a dance move. Should be in every man’s arsenal.
Apparently, Gronk Gronkspiked the bottle shortly after this video ended, but sadly, there is no video evidence so this remains unconfirmed at this time.
We love you, Gronk..
I Get it, Gronk is a TFM lets hop off and have some non-gronk related content
11 years ago at 2:24 pmNo thank you, more articles about a dude drinking cinnamon bullshit.
11 years ago at 2:37 pmNo thanks.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmThat’s a regular bottle. Gronk’s just huge.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmGronk is the closest thing we have to a real life Thad Castle.
11 years ago at 2:29 pmSo, DeVry Guy…in your Gronk fantasies, who’s the bottom and who’s the top?
11 years ago at 2:32 pmI think we both know the answer to this one.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmI’m still trying to figure out why the fuck did you call the Gronk cute?
11 years ago at 2:41 pmThis guy is just living the dream. I wish random people would throw bottles of fireball at me.
11 years ago at 2:39 pmSpiking drinks #TPikeM
11 years ago at 2:46 pmI see what u tried to do here but you shouldn’t have
11 years ago at 3:59 pmAnd TFM just surpassed balls deep on Gronk’s dick. Regarding sports stars id rather see some rfm’s.
11 years ago at 2:51 pmShut up, Meg.
11 years ago at 3:08 pmWe love you, DeVry Guy.
11 years ago at 2:54 pmComing soon: The TFM Bromance Novel.
11 years ago at 3:05 pmstarring: Logan Pierce
The Gronk
Jimmy Tatro
Dan Bilzerian
Don’t forget marshawn lynch
11 years ago at 5:29 pmTake out Logan pierce and throw in johnny manziel
11 years ago at 5:47 pmDefinition of a TFM lifestyle: Gronk
11 years ago at 6:30 pm