Gronk Dances To “Trap Queen” In Tommy Bahama Shirt
The New England Patriots picked up their Super Bowl rings at owner Robert Kraft’s house over the weekend. The gang was all there — Brady, Kraft, Gronk, even Wiz Khalifa for some reason.
After dinner, some drinks, and the ring distribution ceremony, Gronk danced. Because Gronk fucking dances. This time he danced in a short sleeve Tommy B button down, though, assumedly leaving the dance floor sopping wet once the female guests caught a glimpse of the 26-going-on-66-year-old country club retiree dancing to the song of the summer.
Big ups to Brady for keeping the awkward white guy dancing stigma alive and well.
Brady dancing (still) awkwardly to Migos’ “Handsome and Wealthy” turned the dance floor from sopping wet to a flash flood situation. Fuckkkkk.
I wore a Tommy Bahama short sleeve button down to work because it says I'm here but I won't be doing any work today
— Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) April 21, 2015
Welcome to the club, Gronk..
I wonder who has sucked Gronk’s dick more, his slam or the TFM writers.
10 years ago at 12:37 pmFucking Gronk. Boston Libtard.
10 years ago at 12:40 pm1; No one gives a shit Dillon.
2; Hogarth, what?
3. You’ve gotta love (hate) Hogarth. He is the type of far right wing nut job that gives Republicans a bad name. Yet his profile is based off of a character who can be quoted as saying “guns kill” from a movie that partly has an anti gun message. Go the fuck away.
10 years ago at 12:54 pmGod damn it adorn
10 years ago at 12:40 pmLaced up my shoes. Don’t worry.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmLiterally no one fucking cares.
10 years ago at 12:43 pmHey TFM, instead of posting what Gronk had for dinner last night, why dont you bring the forums back. And rush boobs. And while you’re at it, you might as well post the next Frat Romance Novel
10 years ago at 12:45 pmTFM’s love affair with Gronk is unhealthy.
10 years ago at 12:45 pmSomeone had to replace Bilzerian eventually.
10 years ago at 2:02 pmOh? He’s DANCING. Never seen that before! Give us quality, not this horse shit.
10 years ago at 12:46 pmTom Brady’s dance in that first video was god-awful
10 years ago at 12:58 pmthank God that rowdy doesn’t make the Tommy Bahama t-shirts. Saved us from the shameless plugs.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmDamn it, I just realized I dance like Brady
10 years ago at 1:30 pm