Guy Buys Tank On eBay And Finds $2.5 Million In Gold Inside

We’ve written before about guys that have bought themselves limos, party buses, house boats etc. Maybe the ultimate power move is buying your house a tank. Consider it. Not only can you roll over your enemies’ pristine lawns with all-terrain treads, but that bunker-busting barrel is an easy go-to comparison point for the size of your massive cajones.
As it turns out, if you splurge on the right tank, you could find yourself in possession of several million dollars worth of gold bars, as well.
From Yahoo Finance:
Nick is an avid collector of old military vehicles and his latest buy – a £30,000 Russian T54/69 tank purchased off eBay– concealed a lucrative secret.
While restoring the tank, Nick and mechanic Todd Chamberlain stumbled across five gold bars hidden in the fuel tank. At a rough estimate the bars are worth £2 million.
Hoooo boyyyy! For me, this is like a big middle finger to everyone who told me buying a tank off of eBay would be “a poor use of our discretionary budget.” The added value in this purchase totals up to a principal payment on our freaking house. Imagine what you could do with a tank AND 2.5 million US dollars?
Even if you aren’t this lucky (you won’t be), having a tank in the front lawn could still be an amazing enhancement to your house image.
Seems like a solid bet to me. Also $30,000 is small price to pay for absolute ground supremacy in your war against the administration. Just pointing out the obvious..
[via Yahoo Finance]
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His wife was probably exhausted seeing him make random war memorabilia purchases. This is going to annoy her so much.
9 years ago at 10:55 amTalk about a fast return on your investment.
9 years ago at 11:26 amHe’s probably so Tankful he bought it.
9 years ago at 11:58 amGet the fuck out.
9 years ago at 1:28 pmYou’re not welcome to reply to my comments. So get the fuck out of my face, kid
9 years ago at 2:48 pmShould get AndrewsMomsAss to put tht on Facebook for you. 😉
9 years ago at 4:09 pmAndrewsMomsAss has standards.
9 years ago at 12:51 amI think you have a weird fetish with me. You’re always replying to my comments. Getting kinda weird dude.
9 years ago at 11:32 amDriving a tank and a Cadillac on the side TFM.
9 years ago at 12:48 pmdo you have to go to the back pages of eBay to buy a tank because I can’t find any?
9 years ago at 1:21 pmAlso great for shooting Dinkleburg.
9 years ago at 2:10 pmI’ll admit this made me nostalgic
9 years ago at 12:52 amSeller isn’t too upset, just wants a pint in return… guy likes to party
9 years ago at 4:30 pmHe should take that 2.5 million dollars of gold he found, use it to buy Grandex and fire producer Micah.
9 years ago at 6:43 pmThe American Dream is alive and well
9 years ago at 12:50 am