Guy Claims To Have Pair Of Emily Ratajkowski’s Panties And Is Selling Them On Craigslist
“Text me all bids, I’ll also send more photos for verification. I can prove she was at the house.”
Obviously, the first thing I did was throw this dude a text to see what was up. That was at 7:41 p.m. CST and I haven’t yet heard back from him. That could be for several reasons.
Maybe he’s fielding an onslaught of texts and calls from Los Angeles’s perv sector and simply hasn’t gotten to me yet. Maybe it’s already sold. Maybe he’s collecting numbers as part of a wide-net scam and my identity is in danger of being compromised. Or maybe he’s just totally full of shit and he’s elaborately pranking his buddy by enlisting the help of L.A. to blow his phone up.
The first two options are the only intriguing ones, because they could mean this is legit. Below is the post from Craigslist.
2 days ago Emily Ratajkowski left this thong at my house. No, unfortunately I didn’t bang her, she just changed into her bathing suit in our bathroom and forgot it. But I’m not one to pass up a business opportunity so here they are!
They seem pretty new. Price is listed at $50 but if you want to offer more you’ll move to the front of the line. Buyer pays shipping obviously. This is really a once in a life time opportunity for most of you.
Text me all bids, I’ll also send more photos for verification. I can prove she was at the house.
three one 4 – eight zero 7 – 5 nine nine 5
My guess: This is a prank. The photo he posted is a big red flag. That looks like a product photo from a website. Why not take a quick pic of her drawers draped over your living room chair or something, dude? And $50?! I’m pretty sure the retail price for these is more than $50. This is emrata we’re talking about.
Anyway, I’ll let you perverts know if I hear from him. I know one of you sick sons of bitches will throw some cash at it..
Update: He posted a newer pic.
[via Craigslist]
Image via Jaguar PS / Shutterstock.com / Craigslist


I would cut off a finger for a night with ms.ratajkowski.
10 years ago at 8:27 pmBuy her panties then, you pervert.
10 years ago at 8:28 pmLearn some grammar you fuckweasel
10 years ago at 8:30 pmHaving a taste for the finer things in life does not make me a pervert, sir. I just happen to hold the tail end of this fine young lass in very high regard.
10 years ago at 8:41 pmAre you suggesting he purchase panties and give them to her, or to purchase panties currently in her possession? Your time around small children has made your english a little sloppy, Dill.
10 years ago at 8:50 pmDorn, I’m in the market for some new belts. Got any belt product reviews?
10 years ago at 9:05 pmDon’t encourage him. He finds that alligator leather is the best texture for whipping his eight year old boys, in case you wanted ol’ soggy foot Dorno’s advice.
10 years ago at 9:21 pmSomeones perfect opportunity to obtain a nice snail trail from Emrata
10 years ago at 8:30 pmTrue story: fucked her best friend (she’s a 5 maybe 6, being honest here) in NYC. We facetimed her and I asked for a threesome and apparently they didn’t find the offer as enticing as I did since she told me to leave shortly after. Her fault for having her as a best friend and being only a 5.
10 years ago at 8:31 pmOf all the things to never happen, this never happened the most.
10 years ago at 8:32 pmI bet if this was some kid selling his tighty whiteys instead Dorn would be all over it.
10 years ago at 8:31 pmCool. Now bring back the forums.
10 years ago at 8:38 pmThe forums became a liability when porn gifs became a daily occurrence. Obviously I never had a problem with them but obviously grandex couldn’t allow it. I’m sure the tech guy can disable any pictures or gifs and solve the issue. Bring back the forums! Eliminate pics and gifs and whatever you have to do, but you cant keep making us read shit Helmet Stickers posts. Give the people what they want.
10 years ago at 10:49 pmI don’t think it was because of a daily occurrence of porn gifs but more likely the 3 day coke fueled binge posting of them
10 years ago at 11:09 pmYeah getting blackout before a Halloween party doesn’t happen every day.
10 years ago at 2:42 pmI think the obvious solution is to diversify who advertises with grandex. Daily porn gifs wouldn’t be an issue if the same companies that advertise on the Hub were to advertise here. That said I’m not sure I’m ready to see ads for dick growing pills on grandex, and we all know of the intern found out about them he’d blow all of his minimum wage salary.
10 years ago at 11:23 pmThey don’t pay that subhuman fuck money. Just secondhand Rowdy Gentleman clothes
10 years ago at 12:01 amYou want it?
10 years ago at 12:00 amSoon you will have it.
http://Www.totalfratforum.com
Makes exec in 20 days and bears promises of forums. You can go places here.
10 years ago at 12:09 amHe certainly has promise
10 years ago at 12:29 am“They seem pretty new.” Ok, panty pirate.
10 years ago at 8:47 pmSadly a prank. The updated picture can be found on flikr from Prague in 2012.
10 years ago at 8:51 pmhttps://www.flickr.com/photos/elpadawan/7957931788/meta/in/set-72157631470891654
I don’t even want to know how you figured that out.
10 years ago at 9:12 pmWell, Google has this handy feature that let’s you search an image, instead of words.
10 years ago at 9:56 pmYou’re throwin’ off my groove here, swagbear.
10 years ago at 10:17 pmShibby?
10 years ago at 1:23 pmNext week on Dorn’s Ladyman Fashion Reviews…
10 years ago at 8:57 pmGuy Realizes He Has a Pair of Hot Pieces Panties….Then Throws Them Out of His Car Window Onto Street.
10 years ago at 9:00 pmThen the streets of Austin would be covered
10 years ago at 11:06 pmSure they ain’t yours Dorn?
10 years ago at 10:44 pm