Guy Hides In Girl’s Closet After Her Boyfriend Comes Home, Live-Tweets The Whole Damn Thing
One of my worst nightmares is to start sleeping with a girl who has a boyfriend and that information is unbeknownst to me. Guys get pissed when they find their woman playing the no pants dance with another man, especially when it’s happening at her place. That’s how jealous murders happen.
One man, who goes by the name of “brad pitt adopted me” on Twitter (great name, btw), knows exactly what this feeling is like. Earlier this week while he was over at his girl’s house, her actual boyfriend came home so homie had to hide out for a while in her closet. He even documented the whole thing on Twitter.
I'm over this girl's crib in Madison and her man here. I got a charger and her wifi I'm coolin. Update soon pic.twitter.com/nHarYdPAAu
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
Update: she asked me what I wanted to eat but for now she brought me a Capri Sun pic.twitter.com/ThXHnZXGjJ
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
10:55 CST: I think her and her mans left. The front door closed so I'm just gonna go to the fridge
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:00 CST: Bruh her fridge hella stocked but you already know what a man went for. pic.twitter.com/5vhbdOtf1Q
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:41 CST: Escape plan in motion pic.twitter.com/LrbLwCjTMr
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
11:59 CST: I'm out dis!!! Idk why 12 is here. But I'm just gonna mind my business and keep it movin….. pic.twitter.com/exkp81adOf
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
12:10 CST: Road to freedom. Glory to God for keeping me out of harms way. this Diana Ross too nice bruh pic.twitter.com/x8LyHKCFXk
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
12:40 CST: made it back to crib about 10 minutes ago. But I'm gonna bump this Carti and hit the bed. pic.twitter.com/thtOJ0UOjJ
— brad pitt adopted me (@mileskwhitmore) May 16, 2016
Glad to see our boy “brad pitt adopted me” make it out alive and unharmed. Even got himself a nice meal and a good drink. Props to the girl for giving him a Capri Sun. That shit is delicious..
I’m going with a fake story. The dude has been promoting the hell out of this story and names the girl. Here she is – notice it’s the same closet. http://i.imgur.com/ucfWoKS.jpg https://twitter.com/SavannahColbert
9 years ago at 12:09 pmNothing quite as worthless as a white girl with a …
9 years ago at 1:40 pmIf the Capri Sun isn’t Pacific Cooler flavored, she deserves to be found out.
9 years ago at 12:11 pmTFM now known as TBM
9 years ago at 12:13 pmTNM
9 years ago at 12:49 pmWHO THE FUCK CARES?? IS THIS STILL TFM? NO???
9 years ago at 1:25 pmSo is anyone surprised he went straight for the fried chicken?
9 years ago at 2:23 pmSo he stole fried chicken?…the thing about stereotypes…
9 years ago at 4:53 pmUnfortunately its fake.
9 years ago at 5:33 pmhttps://twitter.com/mileskwhitmore/status/733664907799977985
He’s a chubby chaser
9 years ago at 10:18 pmBirmingham area code lol…kinda makes sense bc hes Black…
9 years ago at 10:35 pm256 is north Alabama, like Huntsville area. 205 is Birmingham.
9 years ago at 9:55 am