Guy Invites Girls To His Bed Over Class ListServ After Professor Cancels Class

On Monday night, a Wisconsin professor wanted to reward his class for being ahead of schedule, so he decided to cancel his class the next morning, with one kicker: sleeping in was mandatory. One student, John Dunn, decided that no one should be left without a bed. So when he got this notice, he fired off an email extending an invitation to his fellow female classmates offering them his bed.

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What a gentleman. He realized the severity of the situation and was just trying to offer up his bed to the ladies in need. If that’s not philanthropic, I don’t know what is. He didn’t want them to get punished for missing the mandatory sleep-in. Real stand-up guy, this John character is.

It was all fun and games until some uptight professor got his panties in a wad over what anyone with a first grade education could identify as a joke. Aaron Granat decided that this lewd behavior wouldn’t stand in his class. No surprise here, given that he’s a film teacher.

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Get a grip, teach. John was just trying to have some fun and maybe get a little lucky.

  1. CREEPYALUM

    Jokingly offering your bed is considered inappropriate in 2014. Ughhhh fucking liberals.

    11 years ago at 11:15 am
    1. Shoeless.Bro.Jackson

      Hate to bust balls, but I’m gonna go ahead and do it. While “alum” is a chemical compound, the word I would imagine you were looking for is “alumn”, a graduate of an institution of higher learning. But hey, I’m just a BASEketball player.

      11 years ago at 12:38 pm
  2. notpreppyfratty

    Apparently the professor hasn’t had a woman in his bed in a while. Otherwise he wouldn’t be so butt hurt

    11 years ago at 12:11 pm
  3. American

    I think his punishment should be proportionate to whether or not it worked. If it did, then the prof really has no leg to stand on here.

    11 years ago at 12:25 pm