Dude Whips Out Johnson Mid-Flight And Pees On Seatback In Front Of Him

ItalianStallion7 years ago

Modern day air travel is a pain in the ass. If you’re not dealing with long security lines and overweight baggage fees or having to pay $10 for an in-flight Miller Lite, you’re worrying about getting the shit beaten out of you or having your hamster flushed down the toilet.

Just like how “People of Walmart” exists, I swear we need “People of Commercial Airlines.” One of the first newly minted additions to the Hall of Infamy? This guy right here.

I feel bad for the people on the flight. They just wanted to get a cheap roundtrip ticket from Denver to South Carolina to get away for a bit. They booked the first flight they found. Next thing they know, they’re dealing with this guy acting erratically (allegedly) then whipping out his dick and treating the seatback in front of him (that should be placed in the upright position during take-off and landing) like his own personal urinal.

Shit like this is why I don’t mind paying for first class..

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