Watch This Nature Dude Get Stung By The Insect With The World’s Most Painful Sting
When your first name is “Coyote,” people expect big things from you. Coyote’s not the kind of name you waste on a nerd, like the name Oliver or Phillip or Dillon. It’s the kind of name you give to someone who you know is going to be willing to do crazy things for shits and gigs. Maybe he’ll start a biker gang. Maybe he’ll impregnate your sister then leave town. Maybe he’ll butt chug chipotle Tabasco sauce. Or maybe, just maybe, he’ll voluntarily get stung by the consensus most painful insect in the world, the bullet ant.
Enter Coyote Peterson. Coyote, who heads the Brave Wilderness YouTube channel, frequently puts his life on the line by getting up close and personal with some of the world’s deadliest and most pain-inducing creatures — all in the name of content. The most pain I go through in the name of content is reading some of your awful, awful submissions. It gets tough sometimes, don’t get me wrong, but it’s no bullet ant sting. Here’s Coyote’s reaction to being in the most pain an insect can cause.
My Grandex compatriot Will deFries referred to Coyote Peterson’s antics as those of a “high key dumbass,” but I disagree. Coyote is getting stung by these miniature beasts so I don’t have to. That’s the Lord’s work — literally. Suffering for the sake of others? That’s exactly what Jesus did and why everyone loves him so much. It put him on the map. Will’s not about that Jesus life, though, apparently.
You heard it here first, folks — Will deFries hates Christmas. Shame him..
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If Dorn does this, I’ll consider buying a Rowdy Gentleman shirt.
9 years ago at 3:14 pmDorn couldn’t sell a dollar bill for 90 cents on Wall Street.
9 years ago at 3:33 pmHe probabaly could on Sesame Street
9 years ago at 3:41 pmGetting stung in the dick TFM
9 years ago at 3:17 pmNo.
9 years ago at 3:27 pmWell yes if by that he means contracting herpes and having your dick sting. But that mainly applies solely for dumbass Pikes
9 years ago at 5:57 pmYour profile picture is atrocious
9 years ago at 11:25 amGetting stung by a bullet ant is nothing. I read a “column” by Wally Bryton.
9 years ago at 3:20 pmThat was an oddly sexual reaction. Id bet money this guy gets off to having girls kick him in the nards w/ stilettos.
9 years ago at 3:27 pmHe gets fucked in the ass on the reg.
9 years ago at 5:03 pmYou don’t?
9 years ago at 6:17 pmNot yet but im into firmly choking girls right now so who knows what the future holds.
9 years ago at 8:03 pmCan’t believe Will hates Christmas
9 years ago at 4:17 pmThis is the kind of hard hitting, fraternity centered content that makes me subscribe to TFM
9 years ago at 4:38 pmIn the words of Roger Allen Wade, if you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
9 years ago at 10:31 pmNonchalantly making fun of your boss’s name. TFM.
9 years ago at 10:45 amPussy
9 years ago at 5:25 pmI just thought of a new hazing idea
9 years ago at 6:58 pm