Guy Tweets Amazing Story Of Derek Jeter Stealing His Date Right Out From Under Him
After the announcement of Derek Jeter’s grade-A loins going into retirement after the 2014 season, a slew of hilarious Yeah Jeets moments started surfacing. From his sexual conquests to his undeniable wit and charm to his no fucks given attitude, this guy is the total package…usually while using his total package.
One of the best tales of the soon-to-be legend of Jeter’s conquests came from the Adult Swim writer Rickonia. This guy is a bit of an enigma, but from what I could gather from his social media presence, he spends a lot of time chumming it up with celebrities, hanging out with dimes, and doing work for the movement RAKE (Random Acts of Kindness Everywhere). From the outside, it seems this guy has a pretty sweet gig going–with the exception of that time Jeets threw his Louisville Slugger into the mix and completely fucked up one of his date nights.
Fast forward to today where Rick’s PTSD comes screaming back to reality with the news of Jeter’s retirement. He is provoked to tell this timeless classic of Jeets swooping in and not only stealing his girl, but also taking her home in Rick’s car and then leaving poor Rickie Boy to foot the bill at the club. TFTC? More like TJTC.
Read the hilarious account here:
[via Yardbarker]
I’m slowly starting to like Jeter, but then remember he’s a Yankee, so fuck him.
11 years ago at 11:32 am
11 years ago at 12:45 pmBabe is right, Ms. Lincoln.
11 years ago at 11:35 amMs. Babe, Lincoln is right.
11 years ago at 2:27 pmPulling from MySpace. FaF
11 years ago at 11:36 amYeah Jeets!
11 years ago at 11:39 amJesus that was sad.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmWho is this new Babe Lincoln chick? I’d love to take her out sometime and buy her a bunch of stuff.
11 years ago at 12:29 pmI’ll take as much Franzia as you can carry.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmCool. I hope you’re good at slap the vag.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmbag*
11 years ago at 1:34 pmClassic Typo
11 years ago at 2:14 pmHow this comment did not get more ‘^this’s, I’m not really sure…
11 years ago at 10:03 pmYEAH JEETS
11 years ago at 1:06 pmShoulda had a threesome
11 years ago at 2:11 pmHonestly i would be happy with myself if he wanted to steal the girl i was with.
11 years ago at 2:18 pmNow I know who’s been asking based god to fuck their bitch.
11 years ago at 5:03 pmThe most shocking thing is that Bahama Breeze offers bottle service, and that Geeder would even consider stepping foot in there.
11 years ago at 2:59 pm