Guys Anonymously Admit What Makes Them Cry, And I Bet This Stuff Would Make You Cry Too

You all act like big, tough guys, but when we peel you back, layer by layer, it’s obvious that you guys are nothing more than a bunch of sensitive, feelings-driven pussies.

When was the last time you cried?

“When Obummer won the presidency.”

Yeah, right dude. I’m positive you’ve all probably teared up since then. I know the last time I saw a grown man cry: it was my cousin after he heard the news about Joe Paterno dying. Men are in no way immune to tears, as evidenced by the Reddit thread below.

The question posed: “Men, what makes you cry?”

Here are some of the best answers, via Reddit:

Whenever my wife cries. It always has an effect on me, and I don’t want her to have to cry alone. It’s really sad for me.

Depends what she is crying about, but I agree.

Seeing my dad cry. Seeing your dad cry is one of the saddest things ever.

Aw fuck, who is chopping onions in here??

Having to put my dog down. I weeped like a bitch.

Putting your dog down is like losing a sibling. It’s awful.

Cruelty combined with unfairness.

Too broad for me.

When Forest Gump asks if his son is like him.

Wow. GREAT scene.

The scene in Interstellar when they come back from Water World and Coop watches all of the video messages waiting for him.

Yeah, that scene gets me too, until my Aggie friend replaced all of the memories with “what happened to Texas football while you in space.”

The fact that the person I’ve loved the most in my life abandoned me for someone else.

…. Fuck.

Blackhawk Down, it’s Titanic for men.

“Titanic for men” is how I will forever describe this film now.

When the dog dies in a movie. Never really upset about the people, but man, dogs dying just really tears me apart.

Why do the dogs always have to die? Why can’t the cats die?

First ten minutes of Up

If Up doesn’t emotionally challenge you, you aren’t a real man.

Rudy. You make that tackle you little bastard.

The real Rudy would probably disappoint you then, bud.

Getting kicked in the balls

Yeah, but that’s more because of the pain.

There you have it. Men are nothing but emotional fucking crybabies — especially at a movie theater. Here, enjoy the movie scene that always makes me tear up:

To read more of this glorious thread, click HERE.

[via Reddit]

Image via YouTube

      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        They didn’t make 4 because Andy tripped over a toy and broke his neck. Paramedic said he was DOA.

        10 years ago at 10:38 pm
  1. TFMappsucks

    Gotta agree with the whole “cry when my dad does” deal. I remember during graduation hearing the alma mater. I teared up just slightly and then saw my dad tear up which only worsened things for me

    10 years ago at 5:13 pm
    1. CrazyDiamond

      America’s symbolic triumph over the Soviets, beating them at their own game, can’t help but dab a few tears as well.

      10 years ago at 5:40 pm
  2. R4PEandPILL4GE

    Publishing a collection of comments from reddit with shitty commentary and calling it an article.
    THoltM

    10 years ago at 5:30 pm
  3. Bush Light

    Had to watch my girlfriend have her dog taken away to be put down. Hardly knew the guy but it always gets me.

    10 years ago at 5:46 pm
  4. MuscleyArms

    Why don’t you get a job with the retards at Buzzfeed since you copy and paste all their articles already

    10 years ago at 5:53 pm
    1. TooBusyYachting

      Not gonna lie, I cried like a baby when my high school buddy’s casket was lowered down, as 21 guns and taps followed. I hope I never experience that again.

      10 years ago at 8:48 am