Guys Are Now Offering No-Strings-Attached Sex To Strange Women Who Want Babies
11 years ago

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Having a kid prematurely is one of the worst nightmares a man can endure. However, what if having that kid with a total stranger led to zero repercussions? I’ve got your ear now. Guys are now offering completely free sex to girls who want to have a baby in what is being called “natural insemination.” Have you ever seen those ideas that are so bad, they’re actually genius? This is one of them. It’s the perfect trade-off: you get sex, she gets a kid. All the pleasure, none of the child support.

From ABC News:

Donors make their sperm available by offering to have sex for free. It’s a surprising — and some say unconventional — method of making a baby called “natural insemination.”

Donors connect with women on the Internet who want to become mothers “the natural way,” because the recipients believe having sex maximizes their potential for getting pregnant.

How popular has this become? Meet Joe, a married man and internet entrepreneur who is living a completely separate life that his family doesn’t know about.

When he is not working as an Internet entrepreneur, Joe travels around the country to impregnate women from every walk of life. Sometimes Joe ships his sperm for artificial insemination, but he often donates by having sex.

After seven years, Joe said he has slept with over 100 women for natural insemination.

The recipients are apparently very welcoming to the idea of having complete strangers impregnate them for free. These are cost-cutting measures for them. Serena, a 44-year-old woman, was led to young Gordy, a 23-year-old accounting student, by searching “free sperm” since she did not want to burden herself with a $700 shot of sperm.

Serena was also unable to afford the fees at a sperm clinic. Sperm banks such as California Cryobank have strict standards screening for disease, genetic history and even physical characteristics. A vial of sperm costs about $700.

Good luck raising your kid if you can’t afford that $700. Totally your problem now.

There is no such thing as a free lunch (or free sperm). There’s always a price, and for a baby, that price is me getting to sexually disappoint you and impregnate you.

[via ABC News]

  3. ElephantInTheRoom

    Well at least we know Joe will be getting a few “are you my real father”calls in the years to come.

    11 years ago at 9:48 pm
  4. dammanheim

    great idea. your kid will naturally inherit the “whore/slut” gene so they will also go on to make NO money or want everything for free all while having 10 kids that even Morey can’t find the fathers to. They will also inherit the genetic health traits of the free cock master. Just think of the varied looking group of grandkids you will be able to take to Cracker Barrel or Denny’s. Oh wait. you wont be able to afford to take them to breakfast or even dinner because you are the free cumm bucket/pump person. Good luck. Its a great idea now go spread em and slather em.

    11 years ago at 7:18 am
  6. puffdaddy

    Does no one else immediately see this as a potential trap? Have your wits about you, gents, this reeks of malarkey.

    11 years ago at 2:13 pm