Guy’s Tinder Date Leaves Him Naked And Penniless In Motel
Look, We’ve all had some bad dates from swiping right before. If you go down into the basement, you have to expect to see some rats and roaches along the way. It comes with the territory.
But one man in Springfield, Oregon definitely tops your “she had a tail” Tinder story. What started as a casual encounter ended with the poor dude robbed of both his money and dignity.
From Oregon Live:
Upon checking in, the victim told his Tinder date — whose profile was of a blonde, blue-eyed woman named Ashley — he was taking a shower. That’s when Ashley suggested he leave the door unlocked so she could slip in.
When the man got out of the shower, all of his possessions were missing. The victim tried to pull up Ashley’s profile but it had been deleted.
He called the police at approximately 1 a.m.
So this guy isn’t totally blameless here. Slipping in for a shower, on a neutral field, is a risky gambit for someone you barely know. Even the best case scenario carries a 30 percent chance of getting ringworm from the motel soap.
Tinder Pro Tip: shoot low without bottoming out. The less attractive the girl, the more likely she won’t rob you blind. Now don’t go scraping the bottom of the barrel but avoid a girl that’s too good to be true. She usually is.
If you watched Seinfeld growing up, you’d know better.
Never keep your guard or pants down around strangers for too long..
[via Oregon Live]
Image via Youtube

“Ring worm” is what I call my earthworm-on-a-hot-pavement like penis.
9 years ago at 3:06 pmAlways a pleasure Frabst
9 years ago at 12:05 pmShe SWIPED his stuff RIGHT out of the room! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
9 years ago at 3:11 pmBetter idea. Shut the fuck up. Delete your account. And never post here again
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9 years ago at 5:24 pmMake me you sorry bitch
9 years ago at 5:54 pmI read that as “make me your sorry bitch” which would be way more accurate for you.
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9 years ago at 5:56 pmYou trying to get your ass beat chief? Because that’s the direction we’re headed
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9 years ago at 12:56 pmHey vag, how about we take about 10% off there, super chief
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9 years ago at 5:50 pmI do not pardon you.
9 years ago at 1:57 amSounds like a typical Tuesday to me.
9 years ago at 3:31 pmI don’t consider it a good date until I’ve been robbed and/or roofied
9 years ago at 3:34 pmSo cool man
9 years ago at 4:00 pmYou normally date Pikes?
9 years ago at 6:31 pmClicked on this thinking it said penisless
9 years ago at 6:56 pmSo… so far I’ve gotten laid with 16 white girls on tinder (14 American, 1 Canadian, 1 Dutch), but that shit hasn’t happened to me yet, so am I lucky? 😉
9 years ago at 9:26 pmThis is the worst comment i have ever seen from someone not trying to troll. You actually thought this was going to be funny/cool. Jesus.
9 years ago at 8:20 am