Optimistic Pledge, always keeps my glass at least half full. TFM.

    1. ThisShitIsFratnanas

      How are they different?. Both are refering to pledges filling up their drinks

      14 years ago at 2:24 pm
    2. Bob Barker is my bro

      In that case then every TFM post is just a copy of all the ones before it. All of them are just talking about being really fratty.

      14 years ago at 2:28 pm
    3. Fratent Pending

      If you think they are the same you are dumb as fuck. THIS is actually referring to the pledges filling the glass. The other is talking about the actual metaphor of glass half empty, and that individual being an asshole. Therefore the pledges will get hazed harder by him because he is always pissed off.

      14 years ago at 7:00 pm
    1. J Fratpont Morgan

      “I hate cleaning up after those messy old queens. Oooh, appletini! When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?”

      14 years ago at 2:35 pm
  1. BrotherOmicron

    Finally a good TFM about something besides inseams, dads, money, RR/W. or leaving class early.

    14 years ago at 2:31 pm
  2. BROld Spice

    Pessimistic Pledge. Every time he gets a drink, he has to chug it til it’s half empty.

    14 years ago at 10:54 pm
    1. Brocaine on the reg

      ^ swing and a miss…. I would never tell a pledge to drink half of anything, it’s all or nothing

      14 years ago at 11:57 pm