Being in a frat in the north. It's like being in a frat in the south, except no one applies for jobs in the oil industry because they are for white trash. TFM

  1. the real south

    Not sure where to begin. First you’re north therefore NF. Second, we don’t apply for jobs in the oil industry because we run it. Third, frat is used as either a verb or adjective, never a noun. Get off GDI.

    15 years ago at 4:10 pm
    1. MB

      So when you say “Frat Castle” or “Frathoe” or “Fratberry” those aren’t used as nouns?

      15 years ago at 8:50 pm
    2. I Frat Therefore I Am

      Frat Castle – legendary home to that of Frat Stars and Frat Gods
      Frat Ho – Sorority girls, women that love feeling subjected, and your mother
      Fratberry – Legendary tool used by Frat Gods to access Frat Hoes and to get a pledge to let them into the Frat Castle when they are too drunk to remember the code

      15 years ago at 10:05 pm
    3. 1865

      Ok english major… frat (adjective) describing the castle; Frat (adjective) describing the hoe; frat (adj) describing the type of blackberry… if it went to fast i can go over it again

      15 years ago at 10:45 pm
    4. Southern Frat

      Yeah that would be true…. If it wasn’t one fucking word! Get off this sacred site

      15 years ago at 6:40 am
    5. 1971 Heisman Frat Sullivan

      Hey dumbass a frathoe is a tahoe, not a sorostitute. So go ahead fist pump your way back to the armpit of the nation you GDI.

      15 years ago at 10:58 am
    6. Lily&Polo love

      hey GDI (I Frat Therefore I Am ) thats not what Frathoe means.. Frathoe is a Tahoe. join a fraternity and stop pretending them you might actually learn something. TSM.

      15 years ago at 2:04 pm
  2. Ty Webb

    the fact that you have to apply for a job should be indicative enough of the fact that being in a fraternity in the north is nothing “like being in a frat in the south”. go gel your hair, geed.

    15 years ago at 4:16 pm
  3. Fratingham

    We don’t apply for jobs in the oil industry. We inherit oil industries bitch. While you’re sitting in your desk in that big corporate office we’ll be on the golf course getting updates about how much we made that day from the people that do our work for us.

    15 years ago at 4:20 pm
    1. Skull and Bones

      We’ll actually your working for me once my Private Equity fund buys your cute little oil exploration company.

      15 years ago at 6:24 pm
    2. Frattin 24/7

      Don’t Care you are fucking retarded. There was a “your” in his statement that needed to be a “you’re.” Now don’t you feel like a moronic northern GDI.

      15 years ago at 1:38 pm
  4. Ty Webb

    The fact that you see your future being the result of having to apply for a job should be indicative enough of the fact that being in a fraternity in the south is nothing “like being in a frat in the north” go gel your hair, gdi.

    15 years ago at 4:20 pm
    1. Northern Frat

      Don’t worry, Dad’s got a Private Equity fund. I’ll make sure to buy whatever oil company you work at and then fire everyone. TFM

      15 years ago at 6:23 pm
  5. VV

    Get over yourselves. If it hadn’t been for the North, you’d still be singing God Save the Queen. You’re welcome.

    15 years ago at 4:23 pm
    1. CrawForce

      Considering Thomas Jefferson, who wrote the Declaration of Independence, George Washington, who was our first president and the reason we won the war, and James Madison, who was the father of the constitution are all from Virginia (read: the South), I’d say the North owes the south more than the South owes the North.

      15 years ago at 4:34 pm
    2. the country gentleman

      Actually if it wasnt for the south, especially south carolina, everybody would be singing it. so you’re welcome

      15 years ago at 4:47 pm
    3. Brobama

      Let’s all be honest. America won the Revolutionary war because of the French and the Spanish.

      15 years ago at 9:06 pm
    4. FratLife

      Maybe you should learn then that the north came down into the south to finish of the British. During the first part of the war the South was still blowing he king and fighting their own brothers. I also recall a war in which the North beat the South…..

      15 years ago at 9:25 pm
    5. BROnald Reagan

      North- liberal, ugly, GDIs. A disgrace to this country. Thanks for voting Obama in office fuckstains.

      15 years ago at 10:35 pm
  6. I have a pair in my Brotch

    The Jonas Brothers are more frat than you and your northern stupidity.

    15 years ago at 4:24 pm
  7. Sir Brandt

    I’m originally from the north, this is absolutely ridiculous and simply not true. If you don’t come down to the south, specifically the SEC (minus Mississippi state), you don’t even know what it is like to frat.

    15 years ago at 4:25 pm
    1. Broprah Whinfrey

      Been to Mississippi State, when they want to, they frat hard. But even they’re more frat than any school up north.

      15 years ago at 10:42 pm