Being in a frat in the north. It's like being in a frat in the south, except no one applies for jobs in the oil industry because they are for white trash. TFM

    1. bluewater frat

      Being in a frat in the north is like being a rent-a-cop; everyone hates you and you’ll never amount to anything. Go back to your liberal gay pride parade fucker and get off this site.

      15 years ago at 7:38 am
  1. Kappa Frata

    Originally from Washington state…moved to Texas for school and sorority life. Sorry, but nothing up north can ever achieve the frat-tasticness that is down here in the South. Nothing.

    p.s..God Bless Texas.

    15 years ago at 8:39 am
    1. Fratter than you

      I fratter pretty hard at Washington state then moved to SC for med school… Never leaving the south now!

      15 years ago at 12:35 pm
    2. Fratwater

      Same situation, same reasons…went from Washington state (the north) to Texas (the south). Can truly say: The South > the north. And I’m definitely staying down here…

      15 years ago at 5:53 pm
  2. Frat Star

    In case your wondering. I could buy all of you. I go to Harvard. You call me NF I call you poor, soon you’ll be calling me President.

    Lets compare College Credentials
    Lets compare net worth

    fuck off you peasants. If it is not made on Wall Street it is not money. And there is no such thing as Old Money from the South. Greenwich, Rye, Upper East Side–if its not one of those three I don’t speak your language.

    15 years ago at 9:46 am
    1. David Fratterman

      Let’s compare. Bet my families King Ranch home costs twice your house??? That’s Frat u fucking GDI. Who needs college credentials when your family runs the shit. TFM.

      15 years ago at 11:15 am
    2. bluewater frat

      if you were truly frat you would want to compare slampieces and duck dogs not “college credentials”

      Old money means you don’t have to go to harvard, yale, or any other yankee establishment. i go to an SEC school, have better parties, hotter slampieces, spend more time at my deer camp than at school and will still have exponentially more money than you can fathom…go solve an equation GDI

      15 years ago at 12:06 pm
    3. bro hard

      ill i hear is bla bla bla i have money please believe me bla you say that you have all this money but i dont believe a fucking word of it, if you did then we all know u would go to an SEC school and frat hard, everyone with money knows the south is where it’s at.

      15 years ago at 1:28 pm
    4. Frat Star

      Oh yeah everyone at Harvard is poor–
      http://finance.yahoo.com/college-education/article/105175/The-Billionaire-Universities

      ^actually its the wealthiest university in the world you peasant. And you wanna talk oil money, where do you think the rockefellers send their kids? Ole Miss? Ole Miss Endowment-300 mill. Harvard 25 billion.

      Why would I want to go to a school I could buy?
      A finals club at Harvard is like a frat, except everyone there is related to someone who was either president, big shit at standard oil, or kicked your ass in the Civil War, otherwise known as the war of Northern Hazing.

      15 years ago at 2:05 pm
    1. Barack BRObama

      When’s that gonna happen? You’ve been saying that for…almost 150 years?

      15 years ago at 2:25 pm
    2. BROnald Reagan

      South has already risen.
      -better football
      -better girls
      -better politics
      -better fraternities
      -better fraternity men
      -didn’t vote Barack Obamunism in office

      15 years ago at 12:46 pm
  3. Abroham Lincoln

    The South is fatter, dumber, and poorer than the North. That’s simply a fact. And let’s face it, real gentlemen win wars.

    15 years ago at 12:50 pm
    1. TSWRA

      No, bigger armies win wars. Unfortunately, there are more GDIs in this country than Frat-stars. And as for those poor, dumb people who contribute to the statistics: we don’t give them bids. And the fat-asses we give bids to stroke Southern belles, not gutter-scum guidettes.

      15 years ago at 3:09 pm
    2. Gary Busey

      North:
      -ugly (people and scenery)
      -cold
      -liberal
      -decrepit cities
      -shitty football
      -no real fraternities

      15 years ago at 3:12 pm
    3. Broprah Whinfrey

      REAL GENTLEMEN? I went to the North once and let’s say I will never go back. There are no gentlemen up there, unless you’re definition of a gentleman is not opening up doors and not offering your jacket to women, and being complete douchebags to ladies. It’s called chivalry, get with the program.

      15 years ago at 11:50 pm
    4. Yurman&Nikes

      Oh goodness, northerners are not gentlemen. They use hair gel and it’s too cold to wear shorts year-round. Plus, they just aren’t as hot for some reason. The only acceptable “northern” state is Maryland, because it’s pretty damn fratty there.

      15 years ago at 1:26 am
  4. NevEr sober

    The stereotype that everyone in the south is inbreed and “hill folk”, while funny at times, is long gone. There are a few of those people left but they never get into college or they are what we call gdi’s.

    Now the stereotype that northerners are guido… that one is only recently coming out and it is quickly spreading to where we can all assume that if your from the north you fist pump and have a blowout.

    The south has been fratting for generations, we were born into this lifestyle that the north tries to imitate.

    So I’m saying, Fuck whoever posted this, and fuck the north!

    15 years ago at 1:10 pm