Harvard Bomb Threat Suspect Turns Out To Be Stressed Student, Is Arrested And Charged

I think we all saw this one coming.

Yesterday, Harvard was evacuated after a bomb threat was sent to the school. Turns out it was also finals week, an odd coincidence if there ever was one. After a sweep by the Massachusetts State Police bomb sniffing K9 unit, it was determined that there were, in fact, no bombs on campus. It then became clear that some Harvard kid was trying to get out of a final that he was wildly underprepared for, which in Harvard terms means he had only studied for three days and was not confident they could score above a C+.

Today, the bomb hoaxer, Eldo Kim, a 20-year-old Harvard student, was arrested and charged for the threats. Kim was scheduled to take a final exam at 9am yesterday in one of the threatened buildings, Emerson Hall. Funny how the literally half dozen plus law enforcement agencies investigating the bomb threats cross-referenced which students were taking exams in those buildings that day, huh?

The U.S. Attorney’s office said that Kim emailed bomb threats to two Harvard University officials as well as the president of the Harvard Crimson, the school’s student run newspaper. The emailed threats said the following, according to Boston’s CBS affiliate:

“shrapnel bombs placed in science center, sever hall, emerson hall, thayer hall, 2/4. guess correctly. be quick for they will go off soon.”

The creepiness of that email is certainly authentic; that’s for sure. Kim is set to appear in U.S. District Court on Wednesday.

The threats garnered the attention of, among other agencies, the FBI, the ATF, the Secret Service, the Harvard Police Department, the Cambridge Police Department, the Boston Police Department, and the Massachusetts State Police.

The biggest question of all, though, is why Kim was so worried about his final exam in the first place when he knew the professor was just going to inflate his grade anyway? Some people just don’t think.

The maximum penalties under the bomb hoax statute are five years in prison, three years of supervised release, and a $250,000 fine.

Here’s Kim’s bio from the Institute of Quantitive Social Science at Harvard.

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So sad to see a flourishing break-dancing career wasted, not to mention an orphaned Schnauzer. Does your selfishness know no bounds, Eldo Kim?

What a dumbass.

[via CBS Boston]

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  1. JohnFratYatesSommers

    I can see the meme now. Illogical Ivy League Asian:

    Afraid of getting a bad grade on a final..
    Commits a federal felony to get it cancelled.

    12 years ago at 7:02 pm
  2. DarrensDad

    Looks like there will be one less worthless psychology major in the world when Eldo has to off himself to preserve his family’s honor.

    12 years ago at 8:24 pm
  3. YOHO

    This kid is such a complete dipshit. Harvard has a school-wide policy where you can miss one final during your stint here, no questions asked. He could have just not gone and been fine, now he’s looking at prison time.

    12 years ago at 11:23 pm
  4. HarvardAlchoholic

    All Harvard students are shocked it was a Harvard student who did this. It wasn’t a huge deal on campus… but what a fucking idiot!

    Also a note on the conception on grade inflation, it’s not true. I’m a student who does not earn straight A’s. There is a majority of students that earn A grades, but these grades are not inflated. Students nominally earn those grades in courses that expect the most. The students admitted are already A students, and the concept that professors must reach quotas of students with failing grades is insanity. There is a large competition for grades is here, and those who earn A’s deserve A’s.

    12 years ago at 11:27 pm
  5. IOccupiedYourMom1855

    I’m surprised he’s a Chinese. Usually those guys are like…wind em up and watch em go.

    12 years ago at 11:03 am