Harvard Students Disguise Themselves As Yale Students, Give Hilarious Tours Around Yale’s Campus

In a bit of elitist fun before the Harvard-Yale football game this Saturday, a group of Harvard students went down to New Haven, Connecticut, to get a jumpstart in hazing their rival. They offered up faux-Yale tours, to which many unsuspecting tourists voluntarily attended. The video, put out by On Harvard Time, is really funny and highlights the aspects of a rivalry exceptionally well, by being as condescending as humanly possible to a school with a little brother complex.

What’s particularly funny is how all of the people following his god-awful tour don’t realize that they’re being trolled. Here are some examples of what they are learning:

US News & World Report have Harvard and Princeton usually at about a pretty solid one or two [ranking]. Yale fluctuates between three and around fifteen.”

“Even if you don’t like drinking, there is a lot of things you can do here. We have terrific WiFi.”

“Yale is in many ways, Harvard’s little, perhaps less accessible, sister.”

“Yale students are stupider than Harvard students. Yale students are not as successful than Harvard students. Yale students are not as attractive as Harvard students.”

And yet, these people continue on with the tour. Likely to have spent hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars to visit one of the most prestigious universities in the country, the tourists seem completely unaware that their entire afternoon was a waste of time.

It’s a great prank and I’m excited to see how Yale plans to counter it. Probably by getting the shit beat out of them by Harvard’s football team, who have only lost one game.

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  1. PhiKapp15

    “Yale students are stupider than Harvard students. Yale students are not as successful as Harvard students. Yale students are not as attractive as Harvard students.”

    Doesn’t get more blunt than that.

    12 years ago at 2:21 pm
  2. FratStarJE

    “Even if you don’t like drinking, there is a lot you can do here. We have terrific wifi..”

    12 years ago at 2:58 pm
  3. F Scott Fratsgerald

    The kid dropping the decently thrown football at the beginning is a great barometer of Ivy League athleticism

    12 years ago at 3:21 pm
    1. The Old Forester

      Barometer? I’ve met kids who study photography at community colleges smarter than you.

      12 years ago at 4:43 pm
    2. Ray Lewis White Suit

      ^You’re not familiar with the idea of words having more than one meaning, are you?

      12 years ago at 9:24 pm
    3. The Old Forester

      I’m very familiar with it. Look up the word barometer. It has one meaning.

      12 years ago at 5:26 pm
  4. A_Aron12

    “This is the end of our tour, we don’t accept any tips, but I will give you one. Go to Harvard.”

    12 years ago at 3:30 pm