Harvard To Host “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide To BDSM In The College Dorm Room” Event
It’s important to educate your students on the basics of proper sex. Always wear a condom. Remember to take birth control. Ensure both parties are consenting. Be careful not to get hot wax in your urethra. Don’t let the hamster wander too far. You know, just basic stuff.
To whip their students into peak sexual performers, Harvard is hosting an event this Sunday called “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide To BDSM In The College Dorm Room.”
According to The College Fix, the workshop is part of the annual Harvard University “Sex Week” and teaches students how to navigate sex involving bondage and sadomasochism in the dorms:
The description of the “Work Hard, Fuck Hard: The Guide to BDSM in the College Dorm Room” event, set for Nov. 15, asks on its Facebook page: “Want to get kinky in the bedroom but don’t know how to bring it up? Disappointed by Fifty Shades of Grey but not sure what BDSM is really all about? Join us for a discussion on what it’s like to be part of the BDSM scene, as well as some cool demonstrations with whips, floggers, and more!”
But there are all kinds of activities scheduled for “Sex Week.” Take a look at some more:
Additional Sex Week sessions are slated to focus on masturbation, sex and religion, consent, feminist porn, sex letter writing, sex toys, “Decolonizing Desire,” and other topics.
I have no idea what “Decolonizing Desire” means, but if it requires putting an end to colonial costume role-play, then I am firmly against it.
Overall, this is a great thing for Harvard dudes. You guys are blessed, to be honest. Your own university is filling its female population’s heads with all kinds of sexy ideas that they’ll be aching to try out. Oblige them..
[via The College Fix]
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Finally, those sky-high acceptance standards are paying off.
10 years ago at 9:47 amGet two hamsters this time.
10 years ago at 9:49 amFeminist porn sounds scary
10 years ago at 9:51 amIt’s just a group of multiracial dykes beating a lone white male with dyldo shaped bats.
10 years ago at 10:17 amDyldo: Dyldo is the nickname given to a male named Dylan. This nickname is only given to those special enough to have tapped older women or milfs.
(from Urban Dictionary)
10 years ago at 11:25 amMy phone autocorrected to dyldo. There is a Dylan in my friend group with that nickname.
10 years ago at 12:08 pmPretty sure feminist porn is an oxymoron
10 years ago at 10:33 amSomeone is bound to misinterpret the event and show up in full BDSM attire expecting a live rehearsal.
10 years ago at 9:54 amDress for the occasion.
10 years ago at 9:55 amDress for the job you want, not the job you have
10 years ago at 9:57 amI want to be the mascot for the Washington Redskins but right now I work in the public relations department for Home Depot
10 years ago at 10:09 amUnderrated pun
10 years ago at 10:51 amI am extremely jealous. Over here at USAFA you get kicked out for having sex in the dorms
10 years ago at 10:10 amThat’s because yall have legitimate issues with sexual assault. Need to build yall poor bastards a brothel across the street or something.
10 years ago at 11:08 amOnly if you get caught
10 years ago at 11:20 amStop being a bitch and start acting like a pilot. Go find some civilian girls who are DTF. Bonus: think about how comfortable a college dorm bed is compared to the bed at a girl’s apartment.
10 years ago at 3:36 pmI could be the keynote speaker for the masturbation session.
10 years ago at 10:13 amBack from the grave, eh?
10 years ago at 10:23 am“Decolonizing desire” could be a better way of saying you wanna do buttstuff. Also, what day is the masturbation seminar on? Asking for a friend…
10 years ago at 10:14 amFeminist porn. NF
10 years ago at 10:18 amBut heaven forbid they support breast cancer research.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmDorn uses a similar tactic at the local preschool.
10 years ago at 10:32 am