Hate Duke Basketball? Here’s A New Way To Insult Their Fans
If you’re a college basketball fan and you don’t support Duke, odds are pretty high that you hate Duke. I, myself, happen to fall into that particular category, as I most definitely hate Duke. I hate Christian Laettner so much I’ve watched that 30 for 30 like eight times. I hate Mike Krzyzewski, even though that’s really hard because he seems like a decent guy. I hate royal blue, which sucks because it looks really good on me. And I particularly hate obnoxious Duke fans who won’t shut the fuck up during March Madness — most of whom didn’t even go to Duke in the first place.
But now, thanks to a new website, there’s a way to get a little revenge on those annoying Blue Devils fans. MakeDukeFansCry.com (props for originality there, guys) is a website that lets you anonymously send messages to random Duke fans in an effort to, you guessed it, make them cry. Here’s how it works, according to the site:
Compose your manifesto of hatred and superiority.
Talk smack without having to worry about getting punched.
We hand-select a Duke student to receive your anonymous message.
They’ll wake up the day before the game in tears, thanks to your fine work.
Grin smugly. You’ve done your job well.
You just made a Duke student cry, and the game hasn’t even started yet.
And how’s this for a bonus? If the site thinks your insult is creative enough, you could win tickets to the Final Four.
So go ahead, make a Duke fan cry today. If both Duke and my beloved Gonzaga win tonight, they’ll meet in the Elite Eight, and you can bet your ass I’ll be sending about a thousand of these little love notes before that game. Go Zags!.
[via MakeDukeFansCry.com]
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I’m taking bets on if she went to Gonzaga or if she is just a Banwagoner. Just kidding she’s a woman of course she is a banwagon fan.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmWould you like to see my diploma?
11 years ago at 12:26 pmNo but I’d like to see your tits.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmWell if you show me your diploma, I would question how you call yourself a sorority girl, since Gonzaga doesn’t recognize any Greek Life. I like my sandwiches with extra mayo thank you very much.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmI didn’t say it was an undergraduate diploma, did I? Although, someone who thinks it’s spelled “banwagon” might not know about graduate school.
11 years ago at 1:40 pmThat would be hilarious if you were actually using that degree instead of writing articles for TSM. We can do this all day, I’m in class and you have no gainful employment.
11 years ago at 4:07 pmHaha you think this is my only job?
11 years ago at 4:57 pmLook up the term “gainful employment” sweetheart.
11 years ago at 5:22 pmAnd Bacon just went to the corner to cry.
11 years ago at 7:21 pmI just like saying “Gonzaga.”
11 years ago at 5:44 pmIt is a fun word to say.
11 years ago at 6:40 pmGod damnit why am I doing this? Its fucking Friday I’m going out.
11 years ago at 7:14 pmWould you like to see my “diploma?”
11 years ago at 12:57 pmScrolled directly to the comments because article sounded terrible. Sadly, the comments were also terrible for the most part. Now show us your tits to make up for this garbage!
11 years ago at 1:07 pmHopefully next game…
11 years ago at 11:55 pm66-52 tho
11 years ago at 6:19 pmTheir school is in Jersey, don’t really need another insult
11 years ago at 9:26 am