Help This Pastor Spread The “Good Word” By Purchasing Him A $65 Million Jet
A televangelist is asking his congregation to help him spread the good word by contributing to the cause: purchasing a new private jet for $65 million. Creflo Dollar (you can’t make this shit up) is looking for a serious upgrade from his modest 1984 model and wants to buy a Gulfstream G650, one of the fastest planes in civilian aviation.
From Christian Today:
The appeal said: “We believe it is time to replace this aircraft so that our Pastors and staff can continue to safely and swiftly share the Good News of the Gospel worldwide. Believe it or not, there are still millions of people on this planet who have never heard of Jesus Christ and know nothing of His greatness. Our hearts desire to see precious lives changed and snatched out of darkness and thrust into His marvelous light! We need your help to continue reaching a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ.”
Oprah Winfrey is apparently on a waiting list for one of these planes. I repeat, Oprah fucking Winfrey is on a waiting list for one of these planes. It’s just such an outrageous purchase for a pastor. I respect the hell out it.
Dollar is completely upfront about the whole endeavor, too. He’s not embezzling church funds or collecting for a fake cause. Dude straight up wants you to buy him the most luxurious jet on the market. Scratch that, he doesn’t want it, he needs it. His current plane has been put out of commission after several mechanical failures and you can’t have a man of God riding Southwest or Delta. No, a man of the Lord needs to ride in style — his own personal Jesus jet to navigate through the heavens..
[via Christian Today]
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11 years ago at 2:49 pmlet’s all take a moment to recognize the placement of this gif. Well done sir
11 years ago at 3:11 pmI can think of maybe 3 other times this gif would be useful. This was God’s plan for this gif.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmI’m really interested in what 3 other times the gif would be appropriate
11 years ago at 4:23 pmYes it was.
11 years ago at 11:16 am
11 years ago at 4:11 pmHoly fucking shit on a shingle it is 3:50 on the east coast and fail friday has not arrived. what the fuck intern
11 years ago at 2:50 pmStill not up. Your days at TFM are fucking numbered, you dick bag.
11 years ago at 3:48 pmNot surprised. Jerry Falwell bought a theme park in the eighties to “spread the word”
11 years ago at 2:56 pmSome people would be mad if he bought this thing out of his pocket since he could have given the money away instead of buying a jet. This guy has the Tostinos to ask for one as a gift?! Who hasn’t heard of Jesus that can be reached by a plane? He gonna land it somewhere in the Amazon?
I got a bullshark friend (they can go in fresh water, real talk) who tried to get up the Amazon river. He can vouch for the fact that a private jet is not the way to get there.
11 years ago at 3:09 pmWhere the fuck is failed Fridays? Your job cant be that hard you stupid worthless piece of shit intern, I wish you mother had aborted you. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 years ago at 4:03 pmAbortion. NF
11 years ago at 5:21 pmDebatable
11 years ago at 10:38 pmWhat a douche. Fuck this guy, but more so fuck you intern! Upload Fail Friday already you worthless frothy cum stain.
11 years ago at 4:08 pmLet him buy one of Al Gore’s hand-me-downs. It’s time for that self-righteous hypocrite to start flying commercial anyway.
11 years ago at 5:04 pmWhat….
11 years ago at 11:16 amWhat do you know, another (ignorant) person looking for handouts to benefit him…
11 years ago at 5:43 pmYou could literally buy a used jumbo jet for that much. But he’s a hero nonetheless
11 years ago at 12:28 am