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Here Are The Top 25 Majors That Will Get You Paaaiid

There are three reasons to go to college: party, girls, and get paid when you graduate. I’ve already touched on the best schools where you can rage your face off, and the best schools to find the hottest women. However, what I can’t lock down for y’all is what are the best majors for getting the big bucks.

Luckily, Business Insider compiled the top 25 majors who make the most money coming out of college. For all you kids looking to declare your major soon, this list is for you. Spoiler alert: lots and lots of engineering is involved.

From Business Insider

25. Management Information Systems – Median starting salary: $56,300
24. Mechanical Engineering Technology – Median starting salary: $56,600
23. Nursing – Median starting salary: $56,900
22. Business and Information Technology – Median starting salary: $56,900
21. Architectural Engineering – Median starting salary: $57,000
20. Physics – Median starting salary: $57,200
19. Electrical Engineering Technology – Median starting salary: $58,900
18. Biomedical Engineering – Median starting salary: $59,600
17. Business Information Systems – Median starting salary: $59,800
16. Acturarial Mathematics – Median starting salary: $60,800
15. Computer Science – Median starting salary: $61,600
14. Software Engineering – Median starting salary: $61,700
13. Industrial Engineering – Median starting salary: $61,900
12. Mechanical Engineering – Median starting salary: $62,100
11. Computer Science and Mathematics – Median starting salary: 63,200
10. Materials Science and Engineering – Median starting salary: $64,000
9. Electronics and Communications Engineering – Median starting salary: $64,100
8. Aerospace Engineering – Median starting salary: $64,700
7. Electrical Engineering – Median starting salary: $65,900
6. Electrical and Computer Engineering – Median starting salary: $66,500
5. Computer Science and Engineering – Median starting salary: $66,700
4. Nuclear Engineering – Median starting salary: $67,000
3. Computer Engineering – Median starting salary: $67,300
2. Chemical Engineering – Median starting salary: $69,600
1. Petroleum Engineering – Median starting salary: $102,300

No surprises here: Getting into the oil business leads to much greater wealth.

Step 1. Get a petroleum engineering degree.
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.

[via Business Insider]

    1. Call sign_Goose

      Yeah, you’ll make a lot a money being an engineer, good luck finding a job though.

      10 years ago at 6:35 pm
      1. SphincteralMicturation

        What makes you think getting a job in engineering is hard? Graduate with above a 3.0 in any good program and you’re set…

        10 years ago at 2:42 am
      1. Tacos Eskimo Bro

        You think it’s hard finding a job as an engineer? I was medically disqualified from the USAF three months before graduation and lined up a job within two months despite having no prior experience. If you aren’t socially illiterate and can earn a degree, finding a job should be the least of your worries.

        10 years ago at 6:47 pm
    1. Fratticus.Finch

      Seeing as how Dorn has been running those secret basement movies in the local middle school, I assume Dorn makes a little more than Tech Guy.

      10 years ago at 4:01 pm
      1. mavdaddy

        Whatever happened to starting your own business? You can bust your ass to make the other guy rich, or bust your own to make yourself rich. Might as play by your own rules, hell most of our pops did it, why not us? not like we live in the biggest, baddest, greatest country of all Damn time or anything.

        10 years ago at 8:41 pm
  1. Tennessee Pusher

    Well seeing those starting salaries for undergraduate degrees it’s making me really consider my dream of being a prosecutor. A J.D. with less money than any of those jobs… I’m suddenly seriously considering products liability as a specialty.

    10 years ago at 12:11 pm
  2. spermianbasin

    The oil industry recently had plenty of layoffs… Making it harder to enter the industry

    10 years ago at 12:27 pm
      1. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

        Thanks for telling me my comment was bad, I couldn’t tell by the down votes

        10 years ago at 6:41 pm
    1. Cleetus

      Which is why petroleum engineers should stick to ChE with an energy concentration because it’s literally the same thing but with more post grad options

      10 years ago at 3:11 pm
      1. Dan Regester-edsexoffender

        As someone that graduates next semester with a PNGE degrees and math minor. PNGE is so fucked…

        10 years ago at 5:12 pm