Here’s A Pic Of Jen Selter’s Ass Very Literally Busting Through Her Jeans
Jen Selter’s butt busted through her jeans today. Literally. Thankfully, she took a pic for her Snapchat story for all of our viewing pleasure.
Can’t blame the butt. Thing needs some air to breathe. Can’t keep it locked in forever. I really can’t stop looking at it. I’m not only in awe of how great her rump is, but also at the fact that this doesn’t happen more often. It’s a modern day miracle that this isn’t a regular occurrence for her.
Not that anyone was ever questioning that Jen’s ass is the best on the planet, or at least top 10, but let’s look at a few more reminders.
Yup. Still awesome..
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I would love to turn her rectum from an innie to an outie, but I’d also like for her to kill herself. This erection is keeping me from resolving my internal conflict.
9 years ago at 12:20 pmI am feeling disturbed and amazed by your imagination. More disturbed but never change Frabst
9 years ago at 1:49 pmI would bust on her jeans
9 years ago at 12:21 pmGreat now my shlong bursted out of my pants and into my sisters ass….
9 years ago at 12:21 pmYou were doing great right up until your sister’ ass.
9 years ago at 12:46 pmI’d personally like a crack at his sisters ass
9 years ago at 1:25 pmPurchasing site unseen is risky
9 years ago at 1:39 pmWho do you know here – my sisters ass
9 years ago at 1:57 pmJust stop
9 years ago at 6:10 pmWould use her chili ring to be my source of nutrients for the next 4 years
9 years ago at 12:25 pmJen’s butt makes me harder than Chinese algebra
9 years ago at 12:39 pmAnother girl worth looking at is Lauren Drain. Her ass is just as good, if not better. Plus she’s: blonde, has fake tits, and a better face.
9 years ago at 12:41 pmShe’s married though. NF.
9 years ago at 4:02 pmJust Googled Lauren Drain. Holy fucking shit that chick has quite the backstory. Her dad was a documentary filmmaker who was doing a film critical of the Westboro Baptist Church back in 2001, except during the course of filming it he was somehow converted INTO the church, taking his entire family with him including Lauren and her siblings. As a result she was raised in the WBP from age 15 until her early 20, when she was expelled from it for questioning their batshit beliefs. She eventually wrote a book about the experience and then became a cardiac nurse and fitness model. Her family is still in the church and have completely disowned and cut off contact her. Jesus Christ.
9 years ago at 7:01 pmCan you say daddy issue’s though?
9 years ago at 7:37 pmThat’s an ass that good men would fight and die for
9 years ago at 1:43 pmDo we even know what her face looks like?
9 years ago at 3:31 pmDo we even care?
9 years ago at 9:10 pmThere’s ass, there’s ass that makes you nudge your friends and say “damn bro look” and THEN there’s Jen Selter, who would in all likelihood just drop jaws without words. She’s truly in a league of her own.
9 years ago at 1:24 amOooh, she has got a big ole’ behind! I mean, I’d like to slap some barbecue sauce on that big ol’ butt and just uh burr burr burr burr burrrr. OOwwwwooooo!!!!
9 years ago at 11:25 am