Here’s A Video Of A Disgusting Auburn Fan Swallowing A Lizard In A Parking Lot
12 years ago

This video came across my Facebook newsfeed a little while ago. It was posted by an Alabama fan doing a little pre-Iron Bowl shit talking. Personally, I don’t have a dog in that fight, as my own team plays a game so huge this Saturday that the rest of college football is pretty much irrelevant in my eyes. The video was too good not to post though, because it strikes me as one of the most Auburn things ever. I don’t mean that in terms of the school, its students, or alumni, but it does seem like a disturbingly accurate representation of their droves of t-shirt fans who buy formal wear and charcoal in the same trip to Wal-Mart. Just watch.

That video is pure white trash perfection. She dips the lizard in ketchup, and washes it down with a Mountain Dew. Replace that lizard with some ham and you probably have her Christmas dinner. Then she finishes off with a “War Eagle” as yokels off screen hoot and howl. Do they not have cable in that town? Good God.

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  2. the hazemobile

    Another good example of how Auburn should cease to exist. Keep it classless.

    12 years ago at 3:08 pm
  3. Illuminati

    “It won’t go down”
    “You’ve got to chew it”
    “Put it head first”
    “I’m not gonna put it in my mouth, you’ve already put it in yours twice”
    “Just put some ketchup on it”
    “Stop spitting it back out”

    All quotes probably also heard in this creature’s bedroom.

    12 years ago at 3:12 pm
    3. TexasRepublican

      See this is why TFM went to shit. Geed yankees never would’ve gotten so many “This’s” on a comment celebrating the North in the past, even if it was on a story about rednecks. This site is for try hards, yankees, geeds, and the west coast now.

      12 years ago at 7:57 pm
    8. Nat Frat Splats MTF

      ^You’re complaining about black people in Northern cities. What I don’t understand is why poor Southern folk vote Republican despite the South receiving leagues more money in the form of social services from the federal government.

      12 years ago at 12:46 pm
    9. SigmaPhilthy

      ^whoa whoa whoa. First off “leagues”? Syntax aside, NY state gets more Fed funding than all Southern states combined.

      12 years ago at 6:58 pm