Here’s A Video Of A Disgusting Auburn Fan Swallowing A Lizard In A Parking Lot
12 years ago

This video came across my Facebook newsfeed a little while ago. It was posted by an Alabama fan doing a little pre-Iron Bowl shit talking. Personally, I don’t have a dog in that fight, as my own team plays a game so huge this Saturday that the rest of college football is pretty much irrelevant in my eyes. The video was too good not to post though, because it strikes me as one of the most Auburn things ever. I don’t mean that in terms of the school, its students, or alumni, but it does seem like a disturbingly accurate representation of their droves of t-shirt fans who buy formal wear and charcoal in the same trip to Wal-Mart. Just watch.

That video is pure white trash perfection. She dips the lizard in ketchup, and washes it down with a Mountain Dew. Replace that lizard with some ham and you probably have her Christmas dinner. Then she finishes off with a “War Eagle” as yokels off screen hoot and howl. Do they not have cable in that town? Good God.

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  3. LuhrsandLures

    Is the whole internet dumb enough to believe these are auburn fans? They mention it like 14 times which is about 14 more than necessary with the shirt she’s wearing this is staged AF. Who screams I’m an auburn fan while video taping themselves eating a lizard.

    12 years ago at 4:01 pm
  7. actually

    While this is incredibly white trash, Alabama fans are definitely way more notorious for being “t-shirt” fans than Auburn. For every redneck pulling something like this in an Auburn shirt, there’s 10 more doing the same thing in red, white, and houndstooth. Anyone who lives in or is from Alabama will tell you this.

    12 years ago at 5:40 pm
    1. Rob Fox

      Yeah I don’t know who has more of them, but regardless, this woman is absolutely (I really hope) a t-shirt fan of Auburn.

      12 years ago at 5:45 pm
    2. CapstoneRager

      Under the circumstances of the above video, I would not consider this an opportune time to talk about how much more redneck Bama fans are. Did you see what she just did? Holy fuck I am going to be sick.

      12 years ago at 12:08 am