Here’s Jen Selter Practically Making Sex With A Workout Machine
Look out, Dorno, it’s Mr. Steal-Yo-Instagram-Crush. Jen Selter, notorious internet ass queen, is up to her old tricks on Instagram. Jen doesn’t post as often as she used to, probably because her business manager she realized that a single picture of her ass is worth tens of thousands of dollars, but when she does post, she makes that shit count. Exhibit A(ss):
Got…DAMN. Some might say that Russia’s mounting tension in Eastern Europe may cause World War III, but for my money, it’s gonna be this caboose. Look at that thing. She knows exactly what she’s doing. The Smithsonian needs to curate a life-size, animatronic dummy of her and put it in the Natural Science museum at the end of the evolution exhibit, because this is what the top of the ass food chain looks like.
Mercy me..
I bet her shit flies faster than her sneezes
10 years ago at 10:33 amAm I the only one who thinks she’s kind of a butterface?
10 years ago at 10:40 amYes, because you’re the only one who looked at her face.
10 years ago at 10:47 pmAh. Gentlemen, here is the female version of Danny B. The biggest tool on Instagram.
10 years ago at 10:46 amShe could still sit on my face after a hot sweaty workout.
10 years ago at 11:23 amI don’t think my dick could reach her butthole. Disappointing
10 years ago at 1:06 pmAll those feminists over the years must be so proud they’ve come so far.
10 years ago at 1:38 pmHer ass is definitely bigger than in high school
10 years ago at 2:20 pmI would make sex to her.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmShe’s got a grade-A heiney but I can already tell that she’s the type of girl who would ask you to go the gym with her three times a day. That’s just way too much commitment for me.
10 years ago at 6:20 pmNot really, since she doesn’t do a whole lot. And what she does, doesn’t require a lot of effort.
10 years ago at 5:00 amWas the monkey music necessary?
10 years ago at 8:21 pm