Here’s Jen Selter Practically Making Sex With A Workout Machine

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Look out, Dorno, it’s Mr. Steal-Yo-Instagram-Crush. Jen Selter, notorious internet ass queen, is up to her old tricks on Instagram. Jen doesn’t post as often as she used to, probably because her business manager she realized that a single picture of her ass is worth tens of thousands of dollars, but when she does post, she makes that shit count. Exhibit A(ss):

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A video posted by Jen Selter (@jenselter) on

Got…DAMN. Some might say that Russia’s mounting tension in Eastern Europe may cause World War III, but for my money, it’s gonna be this caboose. Look at that thing. She knows exactly what she’s doing. The Smithsonian needs to curate a life-size, animatronic dummy of her and put it in the Natural Science museum at the end of the evolution exhibit, because this is what the top of the ass food chain looks like.

Mercy me.

  1. TooBusyYachting

    Ah. Gentlemen, here is the female version of Danny B. The biggest tool on Instagram.

    10 years ago at 10:46 am
  2. Raylan_Givens

    She’s got a grade-A heiney but I can already tell that she’s the type of girl who would ask you to go the gym with her three times a day. That’s just way too much commitment for me.

    10 years ago at 6:20 pm
    1. TooBusyYachting

      Not really, since she doesn’t do a whole lot. And what she does, doesn’t require a lot of effort.

      10 years ago at 5:00 am