Here’s The Kim Jong-un Death Scene That Might Start World War III

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When news first broke that theater chains were pulling the movie “The Interview,” I immediately thought this was an elaborate marketing ploy. Suddenly, this movie had become a must-see due to the amount of controversy it was starting to stir up. Well played, Sony–or so I thought. With more information coming out now, it is rather transparent that this wasn’t a brilliant tactic to put asses in cinema seats. No, this was one of the world’s biggest studios bitching out because of this fucking clown:

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Just look at that stupid fucking haircut. How does that instill fear?

Today, Sony announced it is not releasing the movie on any platform, essentially wiping its hands clean and getting as far away from this film as possible.

I feel like I’m the father of a child who struck out during a T-ball game. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Whenever James Franco and Seth Rogen collaborate on a film, it’s absolutely hilarious.

Now, I’m sure this whole flick will eventually get leaked and I’ll find the appropriate channels to see it in its entirety, but here is the Kim Jong-un death scene:

It’s rather tame if you ask me. Sure, it’s a little emasculating to go out to a Katy Perry song, but it was done in a rather tasteful light. Imagine how excessively awesome it could have been in the hands of Quentin Tarantino.

[via The Telegraph]

  1. Samuel_L_Jackson

    World War 3? Seriously? This title takes the cake for the worst clickbait article of 2014. Fuck you TFM.

    11 years ago at 12:22 pm
    1. Im_That_Frat_Dude

      You realize they have one of the largest military forces in the world right…

      11 years ago at 1:13 pm
      1. luckofthedraw

        They have numbers, but nearly every weapon they have (including aircraft, ships) are soviet era.

        11 years ago at 1:47 pm
      2. mosthonorableactive

        Yeah but their population has been starving so long that they’re like 4 feet tall now. Not very intimidating

        11 years ago at 1:48 pm
  2. Asian Guy

    Fuck North Korea and shame on movie theaters for cowering in the face of a 3rd world joke dictator. Is this what America has become? We released “the great dictator” when hitler was still alive…

    11 years ago at 12:48 pm
    1. TobaPhi

      Yeah, good thing Nazi Germany didn’t hack the film company’s computers back then…..oh wait it was the fucking 1940’s.

      You’re comparing apples to oranges here pal.

      11 years ago at 9:27 am
  3. Jayhawker69

    How would they even know if was released in the US? They dont even have phones in that shit hole

    11 years ago at 12:57 pm
  4. SphincteralMicturation

    TFM making fun of them pulling the movie but then they pull the video from the site…

    11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  5. Bacons GDI Bro

    Jack Hammer, Sony isn’t releasing it not because their pussies, but because Gaurdians of Peace (GOP) hacked Sony’s frame network where they stole personal information ranging from Social Security Numbers to Salary. Sony fears that GOP will cause more damage to the company and ruin their reputation. Please read this and other credential media sites to address this issue to your fellow Americans. Also, the link to the death scene is broken.

    http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/16/7402649/sony-hackers-threaten-terror-attacks-on-people-seeing-the-interview

    11 years ago at 1:18 pm