Here’s The Video Of The Heinous Crime That Got UVA Theta Chi Otto Warmbier 15 Years Hard Labor In North Korea

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Yup. We finally have video of the sinister transgression that will now have UVA Theta Chi Otto Warmbier slowly chipping away at mountains with an Andy Dufresne rock hammer for the next decade and a half.

Lock the kid up and throw away the key, Un. I’ve never seen such disregard for a nation by a visiting tourist. It’s as if he whipped out his giant American dong and pissed right on the supreme leader. He’s lucky to have his life spared by such a merciful ruler.

With that said, that red and white sign would have looked pretty dope in the Theta Chi chapter room.

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  1. Strong F. Kennedy

    Boutta roll up and smoke all these chink motherfuckers who’s with me

    9 years ago at 1:37 pm
    1. Strong F. Kennedy

      I’m not kidding. Need a crew with previous experience because I have none. Also need some guns and snacks. If you are interested hmu

      9 years ago at 1:38 pm
      1. The ATF Store

        Sounds like a job for a commando unit sent to prison by a military court
        for a crime they did not commit. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. 
        If you have a problem – if no one else can help – and if you can find 
        them – maybe you can hire: The A-Team.
        (and Scooby-Doo will bring the snacks)

        9 years ago at 1:49 pm
      2. SemperFrat

        the corps isn’t sending me but if you want some infantry guys take me man just get me a handle of jack and we’re set

        9 years ago at 3:26 pm
  2. FuckingMcNulty

    I don’t think his fellow work camp inmates are going to appreciate his last name of Warmbier the same way we do

    9 years ago at 1:40 pm
  3. BornProudRaisedProud1890

    That is some grainy fucking footage. Either this kid is part Sasquatch, or that could be fucking anybody on that security cam.

    9 years ago at 2:37 pm
  4. SemperFrat

    Fuck those bitches despite the amount of sheer alcohol and biddies in spain Im hoping to go to north korea now to show them some freedom.

    9 years ago at 3:25 pm
  5. oaktree

    Kim Jong Il wants the Forums back, bring them back and the Theta Chi goes free.

    9 years ago at 7:25 am
  6. writinchecksIcancash1856

    Ive gotten off of way worse shit with way more evidence than that. This is why you never go with the public defender.

    9 years ago at 9:54 pm