Here’s What A Professional Baseball MVP’s Paycheck Looks Like
So some guy took a tour of Wrigley Field this week and found the pay stub of Pittsburgh Pirates’ centerfielder Andrew McCutchen just lying around the visitor’s clubhouse.
I get it. “What’s the big deal? He’s a professional ball player, of course his paycheck is astronomical.” But actually seeing the breakdown of what it looks like to reel in $400k every two weeks is still an unbelievable sight. Tax season has to be a nightmare with all of those state and city taxes that accumulate.
The biggest hidden gem in this picture is that McCutchen pays roughly $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh.
From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:
In Pittsburgh, where a Non-Resident Sports Facility Usage Fee was imposed in 2005, athletes and entertainers pour in an average of $3.7 million annually with a 3 percent fee on all income earned while performing in any venue built or maintained with public money. The teams pay the city directly and withhold the fee from their employees’ paychecks
That appears on the check as the “Pittsburgh Professional Athlete Fee” since McCutchen is a Florida resident. At first it might seem excessive to pay that kind of coin not to live in the Steel City, but that is until you remember “oh yeah, Pittsburgh is an absolute trash bag of a town.” It’s essentially a Charles Dickens novel brought to life. Giant factory smokestacks fill the air with smog, taking years off your life with every breath you take. You want to punch every person for having such a truly unbearable accent. Existence altogether would make for one miserable, drawn-out read. If I was McCutchen, I’d be on the first flight out after the season was over, every year..
[via Deadspin, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
Did this description of Pittsburgh come from a Rolling Stone article? Because that’s the only way I can make sense of something like this being 100% wrong and made up…
10 years ago at 3:14 pmSo everyone was cool with me saying I wanted to send the homeless to Mars, but the minute I trash talk Pittsburgh everyone is outraged. Got it.
10 years ago at 5:37 pmRespectable “trash talk” should have some factual basis ppl would appreciate it. The accent was the only accurate part.
But, sending the homeless to Mars kills 2 birds: provides them with a new home and saves tax payer dollars bc there are no more homeless to support. We like ideas that would save us tax money or at least have our money put to better use.
10 years ago at 6:41 pmSending the homeless to Mars = good idea
10 years ago at 11:22 pmTalking shit about one of the better cities in the US = bad idea
Leaving your pay stub in the visitors clubhouse to make the average players feel like peasants. TFM
10 years ago at 3:28 pmYou should quit your job and go work for Rolling Stone instead, they’re pretty good at stating false information too
10 years ago at 3:32 pmOr I’m from Philly and of course my perception of our biggest rival city is shit.
10 years ago at 5:23 pmSo you put down other nice to cities to make your shitty one feel better? Got it.
10 years ago at 7:51 pmSo basically what you did 4 comments up?
10 years ago at 3:00 pmUp next from Dan Regester: Why Cleveland, Detroit, and Baltimore are the nicest cities in America
10 years ago at 3:39 pmName what all 3 cities have in common
10 years ago at 6:24 pmThey all suck dick at fucking pussy
10 years ago at 2:05 pmThe fuck?
10 years ago at 5:46 pmnative Texan here, visited Pittsburg this year for the first time for business, totally opposite of what I thought. the steel mills are long gone. the town was beautiful with their hills and rivers running right thru the downtown and ballparks…
10 years ago at 3:54 pmBeing from Pittsburgh and seeing these comments makes me so proud. It’s such a safe city and the people are great.
10 years ago at 8:12 pmhttp://strictlybucketssports.com/2015/05/23/im-rooting-for-the-houston-astros-and-you-should-be-too/
10 years ago at 7:06 pmPittsburgh’s accent is admittedly horrible, but yinz pronounce “water” like “wooder,” and yinz say “yous” instead of “you all” (or “ya’ll,” “younz,” or “yinz”).
10 years ago at 9:25 pm