High School Frat Prospects
Note: The following characters are fictional.
Clayton Hodge
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 190 lbs.
High School: Beaumont Kelly – Beaumont, TX
GPA: 2.9
Strengths:
– dedicated alcoholic
– can bong two beers in 5 seconds flat
– father is successful lawyer
– seasoned crawfish boiler
– doesn’t believe in monogamy
– smooth talker, regularly outkicks coverage with girls
Weaknesses:
– has a lifted truck with dual exhaust and Flowmasters
– faint signs of a receding hairline
– has an entire Rascal Flatts album on his iPod
Classmate Quote: “Good ole Hodgie. Wouldn’t let him near my girlfriend. I’ll tell you that much.”
Considering: Texas A&M, Texas State, LSU
This is gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.
13 years ago at 2:21 pm^ fucking this. This is the gayest shit on this site.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmTwo things… nice Aaron Corp picture… and El Modena is the worse part of Orange County.
13 years ago at 2:40 pmMaybe that’s why he’s a 2*, you fucking moron.
13 years ago at 3:18 pmHP. FAF.
13 years ago at 2:54 pmJJ Pearce*
13 years ago at 10:21 pmHighland Park High School FaF
13 years ago at 3:29 pmIt was great going there.
13 years ago at 9:55 pmNew Trier > Highland Park
13 years ago at 11:11 pmYeah, New Trier is definitely one of the more “preppy” and old-money schools in the midwest, but HP blows it out of the water
13 years ago at 3:36 amPublic school. NF.
13 years ago at 10:19 amNew Trier can suck a fucking schlong. I’m not even from Illinois, but every single person I know from there is a fuck and thinks that New Trier is the biggest thing since free porn.
13 years ago at 11:52 pmWORTHINGTON FAF
13 years ago at 3:59 pmthe Rivals comparison is hilarious
but….whats wrong with Wakeboarding….
13 years ago at 4:01 pmFirst the geed grass fairy brother, and now this? Cmon man, you’re making our Volunteer State look bad. I don’t think there’s anything inherently F or NF about watersports, and I know for a fact that waterskiing while shithoused is awesome, but if I had to say anything of that nature was NF it would be wakeboarding.
13 years ago at 4:15 pmWhat exactly’s wrong with wakeboarding?
people who say that are people who have no fucking coordination or physical ability to be able to compete in the damn sport. Waterskiing, just like regular skiing, is the queer side of the sport.
13 years ago at 5:24 pmactually, ya know what, you’re right.
Wakeboarding…..competely NF
13 years ago at 5:33 pm^You mad, brah?
13 years ago at 7:08 pmGonna have to disagree with you there, cochise. Skiing, whether water or snow, is the much more heterosexual and frat counterpart of both elements. Case in point (at least for winter sports): Bode Miller vs Shaun White.
13 years ago at 9:21 pmslalom waterskiing. FaF.
13 years ago at 10:08 pm^ this guy gets it
13 years ago at 10:19 pmI’ll agree with your Bode Miller and Shaun White example, i’ll give you that.
But, boarding over skiing any day still.
13 years ago at 8:05 amWakeboarding without a Malibu NF.
13 years ago at 10:20 amWellington High School is where all the poor fucks go. Anyone with money in Wellington goes to one of the magnet schools. Wellington HS, NF.
13 years ago at 4:19 pmFor the most part, Broward County NF. Palm Beach County FaF. very, very few parts of Dade County FaF.
13 years ago at 5:19 pmFinally some Ivy League recognition
13 years ago at 5:24 pm“Note: These characters are fictional.”
Fuck you, Dorn.
13 years ago at 6:09 pmI read that whole goddamned thing. Fuck you, man.
Rockhurst. Faf
13 years ago at 6:11 pm^ this guy gets it
13 years ago at 7:32 am