High School Frat Prospects
Note: The following characters are fictional.
Clayton Hodge
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 190 lbs.
High School: Beaumont Kelly – Beaumont, TX
GPA: 2.9
Strengths:
– dedicated alcoholic
– can bong two beers in 5 seconds flat
– father is successful lawyer
– seasoned crawfish boiler
– doesn’t believe in monogamy
– smooth talker, regularly outkicks coverage with girls
Weaknesses:
– has a lifted truck with dual exhaust and Flowmasters
– faint signs of a receding hairline
– has an entire Rascal Flatts album on his iPod
Classmate Quote: “Good ole Hodgie. Wouldn’t let him near my girlfriend. I’ll tell you that much.”
Considering: Texas A&M, Texas State, LSU
5 generations of large family breeding.
13 years ago at 6:27 pm^Fucking this
13 years ago at 11:07 pm…how the hell do you know who Scott Disick is?
13 years ago at 6:52 pmJosh Peckerstein would a a KDR at Toledo
13 years ago at 7:18 pmBroughton High School in ITB Raleigh, by far frattiest public school in the nation
13 years ago at 8:43 pmWhy is Worthington considering Virginia? Not understanding that.
13 years ago at 10:09 pmLacrosse, probably.
13 years ago at 8:30 amUVA is a great school and it’s one of the most beautiful campuses in the nation.
13 years ago at 9:55 am^^^ you’ve obviously never been to Virginia
13 years ago at 11:51 amUVA nf
13 years ago at 7:47 amChristoper Worthington representing Fairfield County. Nice move.
13 years ago at 8:39 am^
12 years ago at 7:42 am#TeamBacon
13 years ago at 9:53 amPreston..call me.
13 years ago at 11:14 amWait, high school..I take that back..I think.
13 years ago at 11:15 amBeing shorter than 6 foot. NF
13 years ago at 9:02 pmNone of us care about high school kids, don’t post this shit!
13 years ago at 2:27 pm