High School Frat Prospects

Dillon Cheverere13 years ago

Note: The following characters are fictional.

Clayton Hodge

Height: 5’10”
Weight: 190 lbs.
High School: Beaumont Kelly – Beaumont, TX
GPA: 2.9

Strengths:
– dedicated alcoholic
– can bong two beers in 5 seconds flat
– father is successful lawyer
– seasoned crawfish boiler
– doesn’t believe in monogamy
– smooth talker, regularly outkicks coverage with girls

Weaknesses:
– has a lifted truck with dual exhaust and Flowmasters
– faint signs of a receding hairline
– has an entire Rascal Flatts album on his iPod

Classmate Quote: “Good ole Hodgie. Wouldn’t let him near my girlfriend. I’ll tell you that much.”

Considering: Texas A&M, Texas State, LSU