Possibly Crazy High School Girl Gives College Boyfriend Photo Of Herself As Gift So He Doesn’t Cheat

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There has been a lot of stuff recently about high school couples dealing with the separation that comes with going away to college.

This girl decided to combat the legitimate and predictable fear that her long distance relationship would fizzle out with her BF now in college by sending him this picture of herself for his birthday:

Seems like a cute, harmless gift. But with a handle like @babypinksweater, seeming cute and harmless is this girl’s game. She even says herself that the picture is “to remind anybody who steps foot into [BF’s] room who [BF] belongs to.”

What looks like just a picture to you, translated, reads, “ABANDON ALL HOPE OF HOOKING UP ALL YE COLLEGE GIRLS WHO ENTER HERE. THIS IS THE DOMAIN OF QUEEN PINKSWEATER AND TERRIBLE IS HER WRATH. LAY YE NO CLAIM AND TRESPASS NOT LEST WOE COME UNTO YE AND YE BEHOLD THE DARKENING OF ALL THAT YE LOVE AND HOLD DEAR”

In other words, girls, be on notice. Look at those eyes. This is not a lady who messes around.

    1. Brofalo and Company

      I’ll tell you why. They base success on traffic, not on quality. I’m sure about a year ago, the fad of TFM started to die, so they needed more traffic to keep advertisers and gain new ones. So, you now see stuff that probably seems irrelevant to you, but the average senior in highschool or new freshman who is preparing to be or already thinks they are “frat”, would enjoy. Seriously, scroll through the last 10 articles and you will see what I mean. No college aged male actually finds “dicks out for Harambe” funny or relevant to their culture, let alone consider buying a graphic tee of a monkey.

      9 years ago at 2:41 pm
      1. Rockefeller

        I’m not going to say this site was ever an example of exceptional writing, but contributors like jtrain and others used to have a much more pronounced impact on this site’s culture. This site used to be about actual fraternity-related shit, not simply catering to wannabes with retarded articles pulled off reddit, as if I give a shit

        9 years ago at 2:48 pm
      2. MalcolmSex

        Honestly, I don’t read any articles other than those written by Boosh these days

        9 years ago at 5:25 pm
  1. GodHatesFigs

    If she really cared, she’d send him nudes of her crushing a cucumber with her butt cheeks

    9 years ago at 2:29 pm
      1. GodHatesFigs

        I hope that a large, venomous spider crawls down your throat while you’re sleeping and chews through your esophagus

        9 years ago at 4:41 pm
  2. Uptown Frat

    A friend of mines hs gf did the same thing. He would put the picture in a drawer when he would be fucking other girls

    9 years ago at 2:30 pm
  3. CommodoreVU

    This site went to shit a long time ago, but now TFM is publishing “articles” like this? I’d rather read one of SFPL’s stupid lists than this garbage.

    9 years ago at 2:34 pm
  4. MikeFratdano

    That Twitter screenshot belongs in an end of week (Friday) compilation of terrible submitted content (Fails). Maybe call it Friday Fails or Fail Friday could be a really popular weekly post.

    9 years ago at 2:53 pm