High School Hossler Shines at Olympic
When I was 17 years old, I was playing a strong-to-quite-strong left field with a respectable batting average, picking on the inferior kids at school, and trying to convince my older sister to buy beer for my friends and me on the weekends. It’s fair to say Beau Hossler is ahead of my curve.
While sporting a high-profile visor that would make Freddy Couples proud, High School Hossler grabbed the attention of America’s golfing enthusiasts with his very stout showing in the first two rounds of the U.S. Open. As a newly-pubescent, he hung a 70 and 73 on Thursday and Friday on one of the most challenging tracks in the country. It’s a course that’s leaving guys like Mickelson and Watson completely befuddled out there. A score of par is considered a huge success. Hossler currently sits 3 over and tied for 9th on the leaderboard surrounded by a bevy of PGA’s best.
Beau Hossler, the University of Texas commitment, will carry quite a rep with him to Austin. He just became a top 10 all-time rush prospect.
“Hey, Beau. Tell me a little bit about yourself.”
“Okay, well I graduated high school with a 4.0 GPA, I interned for a reputable investment firm last summer, and I’ve played in two U.S. Opens, including a top 10 finish in 2012.”
“I see.”
Tune in Saturday at 5:05 eastern to watch the brace-faced phenom try and fight his way to a late afternoon tee time on Sunday.
I would let his mom sit on my face..
13 years ago at 12:26 pmAmy ‘Balsz’
13 years ago at 12:42 pmShe has a fuckable face
13 years ago at 12:59 pmI would like to offer her my seed so that more of these kids can be brought into this world.
13 years ago at 1:00 pm^help
13 years ago at 2:58 pma my balls?
13 years ago at 5:18 pmDisgusting
13 years ago at 4:11 amDumbface.
13 years ago at 12:55 pmsweet belt buckle…
13 years ago at 1:04 pmBid.
13 years ago at 1:55 pmsweet fraternity, pussy
13 years ago at 2:19 pm^ this guy gets it
13 years ago at 2:23 pmDAVIDALLANBRO I MISSED YOU
13 years ago at 3:02 pmWow, FIRSTpostOX actually posted something not “first” related.
13 years ago at 3:23 pmThats a first
13 years ago at 3:54 pm^ Something was done here.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmLove that visor. Just bought one. —-> http://shop.utgolfclub.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=UTG&Product_Code=404104+-+Script&Category_Code=men
13 years ago at 6:11 pmFuck Texas but yeah that visor is sweet.
13 years ago at 7:56 pm^ If you hate Texas..then how can you say the visor is sweet? All it says is “Texas”
13 years ago at 7:46 amI’m saying that the idea to have the school’s name written in the titleist script on a high crown visor is cool.
13 years ago at 2:44 pmWhat Ron said.
13 years ago at 7:59 pmI’ll give you that.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmHe may not be the most attractive kid but he is one hell of a golfer.
13 years ago at 6:27 pmYou gay boy?
13 years ago at 7:04 amhe should rush delts
13 years ago at 8:30 pmHe’s got a shit-eating face. Looks like he just took it in the ass.
13 years ago at 10:38 pmI’d hit it.
13 years ago at 2:16 am^Him or his mom?
13 years ago at 3:27 pmtee time.
13 years ago at 5:19 pmHigh-profile visors, TFTC
13 years ago at 7:45 pm